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Cry On Cue

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Description

Do you hate chick-lit? Do you hate therapy? When people describe antisocial disorder do you think, "Wow, I just met my soul mate"? If you checked off yes to any of these questions, then Floren Felvturn's anti chick-lit autobiography "Cry On Cue" is just the downer you've been craving.

Floren Felvturn, a virginal nymphomaniac, has come forward to tell her unflattering and bizarre life story to author and editor Mitchell Warren. Floren details her court-ordered therapy sessions, recounts her lost friendships with complete psychos, and confesses a secret so horrifying it could set postmodern feminism back 1000 years. Mitchell Warren was somehow able to take hundreds of hours of Floren's insane rambling, traumatic memories, and manic delusions and develop them into a semi-coherent adults-only book with a message. The end result is a tragic parody about love, life and the secrets we hide all in the name of sanity.

Cry On Cue
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  • Available on iPhone, iPad, iPod touch, and Mac.
  • Category: Erotica
  • Published: Sep 23, 2014
  • Publisher: Lulu.com
  • Seller: Lulu Enterprises, Inc.
  • Print Length: 456 Pages
  • Language: English
  • Requirements: To view this book, you must have an iOS device with iBooks 1.3.1 or later and iOS 4.3.3 or later, or a Mac with iBooks 1.0 or later and OS X 10.9 or later.

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