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Dr. Crankenfuss's Humor Book for Guys!!

Raps, Rants, Jokes, and Cartoons from Kidlit's Crankiest Curmudgeon

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Your mother probably won't like this book.
Your sister might not either.
Lady teachers don't like my antics.
I give their brains a fever.
I'm Dr. Crankenfuss and that's the first four lines of my humor book. I think they're pretty accurate. That's what the title says, dudes. This is mainly a book for GUYS! Oh sure, there are probably some (very cool) girls who'll like this stuff, but I'm not one of those nice, polite kids who treats everyone with respect. I tell it like it is. Sure, there's stuff I like -- especially sports and hip-hop -- but there are other things that drive me up the wall. Don't you hate dumb things? Aren't there some people who drive you crazy? Well, me too, and that's what I like to write about, and often I do it in rap or rhyme. Now that's something you don't see every day. But this book isn't all about me and my complaints. I've put in lots of pages full of jokes, cartoons, knock-knocks, wacky book titles, tongue-twisters, and other tricks and shticks (including a few fart jokes) that guys especially will appreciate (and maybe some of those girls I mentioned before).
So hold on to your pants
And take a chance.
Spend time with me.
Enjoy the comedy.

From Your Dude with the 'Tude,
Dr. Crankenfuss

Dr. Crankenfuss's Humor Book for Guys!!
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  • $2.99
  • Level: Grades 4-9
  • Available on iPhone, iPad, iPod touch, and Mac.
  • Category: Humor
  • Published: Jan 07, 2014
  • Publisher: Freaky Dude Books
  • Seller: Freaky Dude Books LLC
  • Print Length: 135 Pages
  • Language: English
  • Requirements: This book can only be viewed on an iOS device with Apple Books on iOS 12 or later, iBooks 1.3.1 or later and iOS 4.3.3 or later, or a Mac with iBooks 1.0 or later and OS X 10.9 or later.

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