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Dr. Crankenfuss’s Humor Book for Guys!! (Volume 2)

More Raps, Rants, Jokes, and Cartoons from Kidlit’s Crankiest Curmudgeon

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Rapper, poet, writer, artist, Coolest, sickest, dumbest, smartest, Epic stylin’ off the hook, Even when wrong, I’m worth a look. It's me again -- Dr. Crankenfuss -- and that's how I introduce myself in my second volume of humor aimed at all you kids, teenagers, and maturity-challenged adults out there -- especially GUYS!! I know the cover shows me with smoke coming out of my ears, but hey, that's not really what I look like. That's a caricature, see. I really look better than that. (I hope.) Also, FYI, that BO'd on my shirt means bummed out. It's got nothing to do with how I smell, which is just fine, thank you very much. Anyway, in my new book you'll find more of my essays and poems about stuff I think should definitely be changed, like: *too much homework for students *school lockers that split your head open like a ripe watermelon *the terror and grodiness in a boys' locker room *little kids puking on you at a movie theater *the way bullies intimidate people *the way schools measure our intelligence *my shyness that keeps me from getting a girl friend But I also have all these chapters with jokes and cartoons and puzzles and optical illusions, tongue-twisters, find-a-words, knock-knocks, wacky book titles... you name it, you'll find it in here. Hey, where else can you find a kid writing jokes for his own age group? The drawings are pretty awesome too, if I say so myself. There are over 50 color illustrations in all. So take a trip with The Doctor, I'm funny, silly, often wise, The perfect author for a book That’s aimed mostly at guys. From Your Dude with the 'Tude, Dr. Crankenfuss

Dr. Crankenfuss’s Humor Book for Guys!! (Volume 2)
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  • $2.99
  • Level: Grades 5-9
  • Available on iPhone, iPad, iPod touch, and Mac.
  • Category: Humor
  • Published: Mar 07, 2014
  • Publisher: Freaky Dude Books
  • Seller: Freaky Dude Books LLC
  • Print Length: 157 Pages
  • Language: English
  • Requirements: To view this book, you must have an iOS device with iBooks 1.3.1 or later and iOS 4.3.3 or later, or a Mac with iBooks 1.0 or later and OS X 10.9 or later.

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