Fashionably Dead and Wed
Book Seven, The Hot Damned Series
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I know I’m already mated…I wanna get married.
What do you get when you combine a three headed monster named Charles, a rotund, gay, dancing Demon named Doug, a culinary disaster baked by Mother Nature, a celibate premarital councilor named Jeff, an offer from Satan that’s impossible to refuse and Steve Perry?
You get the Royal Wedding from Hell—or to be more accurate—possibly in Hell.
All I want to do is marry the Vampyre of my dreams with my closest friends and family in attendance. Yep, I know nuptials in the undead world are unheard of, but I’m still hanging onto my humanity if only by a thread. Being mated is great, but getting married is important to me.
Tacky invitations and cake that causes food poisoning aside, I also need to deal with the stream of Demons entering my world from mysteriously opened portals. Not to mention Angel Jeff is going to fail us on the premarital test if we participate in any nookie before the wedding.
I’m trying really hard not to go bridezilla on everyone. With five days to plan the wedding, I have figure out who’s opening the portals and deal with our hostile allies who think our wedding is a farce. It’s been a very difficult week—especially the no nookie part.
All I know is this, I will say I do on Saturday even if it I have to go to Hell and back to accomplish it.
My tummy hurts, my eyes are red and swollen,and I believe my husband thinks I've lost my mind. Yes....all the classic signs of having just read another masterpiece from Robyn Peterman! There are no words left that could actually come close to describing the entertainment, comedy, and sheer brilliance of this book! The main characters are priceless of course, but the fact is...every character leaves an impression on you! I couldn't even fake trying to pick a favorite because I view that as an impossible task! Can we please make a movies out of this book? (Really, all of this writers books but hey...I am trying to be humble) reading this book is truly worth every second! I was given a copy of this book for an unbiased review, yet I feel reading this book was an honor!
Can't get enough
I love this author. She has great stories. Her characters are colorful. She always makes me laugh.
Continuing the awesome!
This is a great series, filled with a tremendous amount of laughs, and this book surpasses all the previous ones! We’ve watched Astrid embrace her new Vampyre life while still holding on to her humanity. This book brings us to the lead up to the wedding of the millennium! Our usual cast of misfits are ready to make this happen for her. I swear I will never think of religious orders the same way after Jane and Martha’s performance as the “Republican Nuns of Bushjeb”!! Their rendition of the sign of the cross kept me laughing for an hour – and still gives me the giggles when I think of it! Samuel is everyone’s favorite incredibly powerful child, and I feel for Astrid trying to be the best mother she can be – even if it requires duct tape. She is marrying her prince charming, and you can feel the love between her and Ethan throughout. Despite counselor Jeff’s edict, they make it work because of their love. Ethan will do whatever it takes to make her happy. You can tell they really are best friends as well as mates. Uncle Satan is superb as always, and Mother Nature never fails to provide a show (usually on the stripper pole).
You can read this book as a standalone and be fully satisfied, but I highly suggest that you read the entire series. The history of this extended (and warped) family is very entertaining, and may help to put some context around the dynamic.
I recommend that you prepare yourself before reading. No drinking of any liquid – I promise it will shoot out of your mouth (or nose) at various scenes in the book. Get comfy, and go to the bathroom first – you won’t be able to put it down until you’re done.