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Publisher Description

I have to trap the most evil, worst bad dude in existence without actually turning him to ash. So, what’s a Vampyre to do? For starters, enter an undead beauty pageant—in Oklahoma—where the hair is jacked and the contestants are busty and brainless.


My name is Venus. I’m a two-hundred-year old killing machine and I’m trading in my daggers and sword for a sparkly dress and an obscene swim suit. Tiny strips of Lycra are not my typical battle wear, but when in Oklahoma…


Armed with a fairly decent attitude, two debatably heterosexual insane old ladies, a woman I’d wanted to kill less than eight hours ago and the possible love of my undead life, I’m in over my head with this. Of course I have no clue what this is going to entail, but that’s never stopped me before.


I’m learning quickly nothing is as it seems—not my past and least of all my future. With the not-so-angelic Angels watching our every move and more butt glue, lipstick and hairspray than I knew existed, I’m gonna take my fate by the balls and twist. Hard.


In a race with death for the cursed life of the man I’m falling in love with, there’s no room for error. Especially when I can’t decide if I’d rather head butt him or jump his sexy bones.


Mixed up in a tangled trap of spotlights, sequins and seduction, I’m gunning for a crown and my happily ever after with the arrogant alpha-hole who makes me feel alive.


And the winner is…

Hopefully me.

April 24
Robyn Peterman
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Customer Reviews

math wizard ,


Awesome book! Venus and Gareth are an interesting pair but Martha and Jane more so. You have a life and death situation and two geriatrics's who need help. Add to it romance, humor and new friends and you have an excellent well written story! Vampires and magic and interesting combination but add in Mother Nature,aka Gigi, Satan and let the fun begin. Mom's part is small but family is important and this is really about family and surviving! Read and enjoy but make sure you have a Kleenex nearby as I shed a few tears.

Empress 79 ,

Love it!!!!!

It such a wonderful story and I'm super happy for Venus, she totally deserves a solo book and it's got nothing like the others. I love that the narrative it's not repetitive and you truly get engaged from page 1.... Thank for another great story, looking forward to read about Gemma and Satan

Snoopyvet ,

Loved it

Another winner by this amazing author. I always enjoy her books and they always make me laugh and smile. I love this cast of characters she has created for us. Martha and Jane crack me up in each and every book. If you are fan of this series you do not want to miss this one

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