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Fifty Shames of Earl Grey

A Parody

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A shrewd, laugh-out-loud parody of E. L. James’s bestselling Fifty Shades series

Customer Reviews

This isn't fair

So the original books are being so for 7.99 and this crap for 9.99?! This pathetic and would even exist without the original. I can't believe people are paying money for this idea moocher's load of crap!!

Great read


Hysterical and perverted journey into Greysanity

If this book were to be made into a movie, it would be brought to us by the makers of The Naked Gun, Hot Shots and Airplane. Whether you've read the stories responsible for the FSoG hype, this parody is hysterical in it's delivery. (Bella's/Ana's) Lip biting and blushing had nothing on Anna's nose picking, smelly feet and untamed jungle. The steady stream of pop culture references from the 80s to the present will leave you howling with laughter. The most memorable and laugh-out-loud moment had to be the taking of Anna's virginity. Don't worry, the author didn't forget about the most controversial moment in the book - tampons will be involved. The book cover is also wickedly clever, once you get over the "shock" of noticing the "tea bagging".
Earl Grey is a hot geek and a billionaire CEO. His darkest secret isn't being fifty shades of f-ed up, but his list of fifty (hilarious) shames. At the top of the list is BDSM (Bards, Dragons, Sorcery, and Magick) that he dabbles in with female LARPs (live action role players). Our virginal ditz, Anna is sent in her friend's stead to conduct an interview with him for an article in Boardroom Hotties. They meet, sparks fly, and Mr. Grey will resort to buying up every obstacle in his path to lay claim to Anna. From then on, this book is a hilariously perverted journey. So jump on the bandwagon and prepare to have your mind/spleen blown.

Fifty Shames of Earl Grey
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  • $9.99
  • Available on iPhone, iPad, iPod touch, and Mac.
  • Category: Fiction & Literature
  • Published: Jul 10, 2012
  • Publisher: Da Capo Press
  • Seller: The Perseus Books Group, LLC
  • Print Length: 224 Pages
  • Language: English
  • Requirements: To view this book, you must have an iOS device with iBooks 1.3.1 or later and iOS 4.3.3 or later, or a Mac with iBooks 1.0 or later and OS X 10.9 or later.

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