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Has Anyone Seen My Pants?

This book can be downloaded and read in iBooks on your Mac or iOS device.

Description

New York Times bestselling author of Life as I Blow It Sarah Colonna is back with a hilarious, honest look at life in her late thirties—in all its messy, pants-missing glory.

How does a gal with a successful career, great friends, and a razor-sharp wit find herself wandering pants-less through the hallways of a casino hotel in Iowa on New Year’s Eve?

Ask Sarah Colonna.

Has Anyone Seen My Pants? is a laugh-out-loud trip around America (and Mexico!) with Sarah as she braves crying in nail salons, mother-daughter road trips, Iowan casinos, and single-shaming resorts. From a fling-gone-wrong to friend breakups and a new romance, Sarah’s signature wit and sharp observations take you on a journey at once so deviously funny and surprisingly compassionate that it might just steal your heart—not to mention your pants.

From Publishers Weekly

Jan 05, 2015 – Stand-up comedian Colonna (Life as I Blow It) brings more irreverent tales of dating, drinking, and debauchery, imparting wisdom like the vulgar older sister you've always wanted. A propensity for horrible boyfriends finds Colonna dating a 40-year-old alcoholic with an "I Love Bacon" novelty T-shirt and a soft spot for strippers, a suitor who fails to mention he's married, and a clueless Major League Baseball player who texts emoticons. Colonna contemplates the oft-tread notion of having it all a successful career and love life and advises on topics ranging from cutting ties with frenemies to faking your way into a restaurant without a reservation. Some of her stories, like attending a Luke Bryan concert with her mother, are mundane, but she maintains her signature charm and caustic humor, and the final chapter's happy ending is worth sticking around for.
Has Anyone Seen My Pants?
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  • $11.99
  • Available on iPhone, iPad, iPod touch, and Mac.
  • Category: Biographies & Memoirs
  • Published: Mar 31, 2015
  • Publisher: Gallery Books
  • Seller: Simon and Schuster Digital Sales Inc.
  • Print Length: 288 Pages
  • Language: English
  • Requirements: To view this book, you must have an iOS device with iBooks 1.3.1 or later and iOS 4.3.3 or later, or a Mac with iBooks 1.0 or later and OS X 10.9 or later.

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