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Help for Hysterical Humans Who Hope to Be Happy in Heaven or Here

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Description

Dear Reader,

Your leisure time is precious 
and as fleeting as our flesh is. 
With that in mind, I’ll crop this 
to a short, sincere synopsis: 

Life’s a you-know-what. 
People fall in ruts. 
We think our lives are over while we live them. 
Our universal game 
is to hunt for who’s to blame 
until the universe itself is unforgiven. 

Now and then a human 
who spies a space to bloom in 
is gifted with uplifted points of view 
that help us see beyond the skies 
and the fear behind our eyes.
In this book, I share my blooming space with you. 

Yours, 
James 

P.S.
Since we’re finished with the simplified synopsis, 
may I move we move our meeting to the sample? 
There’s no bulky book description, 
slim synopsis, or tall title 
that could ever hold a candle to the sample. 
Join me there! 

“…overflows with a novel kind of witticism and drunkenness that lovers of poetry, as well as those looking for words that inspire, will find interesting. [James] writes about common realities in a style that sings to the soul, and that will, most definitely, help readers find meaning and alter the way they look at life. It is riveting, enlightening, and, above all, highly entertaining.” 
   -Romuald Dzemo for Readers' Favorite Book Reviews 

Included in her Top Three Reads of 2016 by Harmony Kent of The Review Board 

James Sterngram is a member of the Associated Individuals Desiring Enlightenment (Sometimes). AIDE(S) is a global prophet-making organization currently boasting roughly seven billion members. 

James majored in Music in college, but only recently landed his first full-time musical job, thanks to family connections. He was hired the day he discovered that he was your brother. He’s been singing about that ever since. 

Help for Hysterical Humans Who Hope to Be Happy in Heaven or Here
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  • $4.99
  • Available on iPhone, iPad, iPod touch, and Mac.
  • Category: Poetry
  • Published: Aug 25, 2014
  • Publisher: Allen W. Ellison
  • Seller: Draft2Digital, LLC
  • Print Length: 77 Pages
  • Language: English
  • Requirements: To view this book, you must have an iOS device with iBooks 1.3.1 or later and iOS 4.3.3 or later, or a Mac with iBooks 1.0 or later and OS X 10.9 or later.

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