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Hilarity Ensues

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Description

The New York Times bestselling author of I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell and Assholes Finish First delivers a new collection of thirty 100% true, 100% exclusive stories of comically perverse excess.

Another installment in Tucker Max’s series of stories about his drunken debauchery and ridiculous antics. What began as a simple sentence on an obscure website, “My name is Tucker Max, and I am an a*****e,” and developed into two infamously genre-defining books, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell and Assholes Finish First, ends here.

But as you should expect from Tucker by now, he is going out with a bang—literally and figuratively. In this book, you’ll learn:

* How to live and work in Cancun, while still enrolled in Law School

* Why Halloween is really awesome

* How to subtly torture a highstrung roommate until he explodes with furious anger over a misplaced condiment

* What really happened when a dirty pageant girl tried to sue Tucker because he told the truth

* Why you should never accept a homemade treat from a hippie with a van

As we’ve come to learn from Tucker, assholes do finish first...but everything comes with a price.

Customer Reviews

An awful book by an awful person

Really just trash. Should be burnt. And so should the book.

Just Self-Indulgently Awful

Tucker was funny when he was being a jerk. Hilariously, wetting-yourself funny. In this book he's just a sad has-been whose ego is getting the best of him. Spend your time and money elsewhere....this pile of dog barf just isn't with it.

Rambling

I laughed hard at the first two. Occasional good quips here but I think A*****es Finish First should have been the last.

Hilarity Ensues
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  • $11.99
  • Available on iPhone, iPad, iPod touch, and Mac.
  • Category: Humor
  • Published: Feb 07, 2012
  • Publisher: Blue Heeler Books
  • Seller: SIMON AND SCHUSTER DIGITAL SALES INC
  • Print Length: 448 Pages
  • Language: English
  • Requirements: This book can only be viewed on an iOS device with Apple Books on iOS 12 or later, iBooks 1.3.1 or later and iOS 4.3.3 or later, or a Mac with iBooks 1.0 or later and OS X 10.9 or later.

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