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The Housewife Assassin's Tips for Weddings, Weapons, and Warfare

Book 11, The Housewife Assassin Series

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Description

IN BOOK 11 OF THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN SERIES:

It's time for Donna Stone and Jack Craig to tie the knot–hopefully not around each other's necks as they juggle the planning of their wedding with tracking a terrorist in the White House.

It won't be easy exchanging rings while at the same time exchanging gunfire as they stop the Quorum's quest for world domination. But if anyone can, it's the housewife assassin and the spy who loves her.

OTHER FUNNY ROMANTIC MYSTERIES BY JOSIE BROWN:
 
THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S HANDBOOK (Book 1) Every desperate housewife wants an alias. Donna Stone has one, and it happens to be government-sanctions. But espionage makes for strange bedfellows, and brings new meaning to the old adage, "Honey, I'm home..."

THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S GUIDE TO GRACIOUS KILLING (Book 2) 
On Donna's to-do list: First, exterminate a rogue operative out to assassinate the newly elected Russian President. Next: file for divorce!
 
THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S KILLER CHRISTMAS TIPS (Book 3) 
'Tis the season for mistletoe...and murder! There will be no peace on Earth if Donna doesn't find a shipping container filled with heat-seeking missiles!
 
THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S RELATIONSHIP SURVIVAL GUIDE (Book 4)          
London. Paris. Guantanamo Bay. Donna Stone is looking for love -- and terrorists -- in all the wrong places. In this fourth full-length novel of The Housewife Assassin series, Donna Stone finds out that breaking up is hard to do. Then again, so is dating a terrorist, let alone eleven of them! Does this make Donna a serial dater, or a serial killer? Worse yet, an old flame gets in the way of Donna's chance for true love. But she doesn't cry...She gets even.

THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S VACATION TO DIE FOR (Book 5)
An NSA scientist has disappeared with a deadly plague virus. Donna and Jack must find him before it is unleashed on Fantasy island. But first they'll have to deal with a nude sunbathing serial killer, a Lord of the Flies 'tween takeover, poison dart-throwing pygmies, and a hunt club with the most unusual prey. And you call this a vacation?

THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S RECIPES FOR DISASTER (Book 6)
Housewife Assassin Donna Stone's executive mission is crystal clear: stop the assassination of both US political parties' presidential candidates. When she discovers she has a long-term vendetta with one of the targets, can she put her animosity aside long enough to save the candidate's life?
 
THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S HOLLYWOOD SCREAM PLAY (Book 7)
Lights, camera and non-stop action await Donna and Jack when they are hired as espionage consultants on a movie set. There will be plenty of close-ups, and too many close calls as they use the movie's many location shoots to track down crucial intel needed to take down the Quorum. But nothing--including a lascivious leading lady, deadly stunt doubles, or being on Interpol's Most Wanted list-will stand in their way.
 
THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S DEADLY DOSSIER (Series Prequel)
In this full-length prequel to the series, Acme Industries' black-ops agent, Jack Craig, is tasked with investigating the mysterious death of his organization's most prolific hit man, Carl Stone--only to fall in love the the dead man's wife, Donna--a woman he must never contact, but who may hold the key to her husband's disappearance. When Acme approaches Donna to join their organization as an assassin, Jack's undercover mission changes both their lives forever.
 
THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S Killer App (Book 8)
In order to flush out an internationally renowned hacker who is wreaking havoc with top secret documents inside the United States' Intelligence Community's secured database, housewife assassin Donna Stone infiltrates three very successful high tech corporations, including one with an operating system that contains artificial intelligence designed to meet your every need--even if it kills you; another with a CEO who plans to broker the country's intelligence secrets to the highest bidder, be it a terrorist or enemy state; and an interactive game start-up with an avatar on the deadliest mission of all: kill Donna. Can she save the world from terror--and at the same time protect her children from the painful knowledge of the father who deserted them?
 
THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S HOSTAGE HOSTING TIPS (Book 9)
It's up to Donna Stone to save a hotel filled with international dignitaries from terrorists whose usual demands are million-dollar ransoms. But this time, the price is much higher, and much more personal, for the housewife assassin.
 
THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S GARDEN OF DEADLY DELIGHTS (Book 10)
Housewife assassin Donna Stone's green thumb--and for that matter, her trigger finger--is put to the test when it's discovered that genetically enhanced corn containing a deadly brain-eating virus has been released into America's food chain.
 
THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S TIPS FOR WEDDINGS, WEAPONS, AND WARFARE (Book 11)
It's time for Donna Stone and Jack Craig to tie the knot--hopefully not around each other's necks as they juggle the planning of their wedding with tracking down a terrorist in the White House. It won't be easy exchanging rings while exchanging gunfire. But, if anyone can, it's the housewife assassin and the spy who loves her. 

Customer Reviews

Reviews are tough

Writing a review is tough, it's difficult to describe the joy I get in reading about Donna, Jack, the kids, ACME crew ect. Way before this one I feel a part of this crazy loveable terrorist/crime fighting bunch. When I find something I like I'm sucked in, I relate with the characters and after this time with the series I feel like a long time friends attending the wedding.

Wildly Inventive Housewife Assassin

Never underestimate the ability of a book, or series of books, to pull you into the author's world. Josie Brown has done it again. Each chapter is prefaced with tips relating to the engagement and wedding preparations. Follow at your own risk, but they do provide ideas for those who don't always follow the letter of the law.
Again Ms. Brown has Donna Stone and Jack Craig and the Acme forces fighting terrorists. POTUS, FLOTUS, the Secret Service and occasional CIA play prominently in Donna and Jack's struggle to say "I do." Josie Brown never fails to provide a well-crafted, thought provoking novel that you can't put down.......and she always leaves me wanting another!

The Housewife Assassin's Tips for Weddings, Weapons, and Warfare
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  • Category: Women Sleuths
  • Published: Jul 01, 2015
  • Publisher: Signal Press
  • Seller: Josie Brown d b a Signal Press Books
  • Print Length: 220 Pages
  • Language: English
  • Series: Book 11, The Housewife Assassin Series
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