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How to Kill Monsters Using Common Household Items

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Description

The human race is an endangered species. Vampires, werewolves, Bigfoot, and killer robots – they’re all trying to kill us. Killer robots even have the word “killer” in their name. Can it get more obvious? We need to rid the world of these monsters before they rid the world of us. All of them. But these monsters aren’t real, right? Wrong, and you’re dead.
These creatures wander the periphery of our reality, waiting for a moment of weakness, and then attack us while we’re home alone in our underwear. “How to Kill Monsters Using Common Household Items” is a guidebook on how to rid your life of these monsters before they kill you, so sharpen that machete, and gas up the weed whacker, folks.
Each chapter contains:
•How to identify the Monster
•Who’s going to help you kill it
•Your arsenal and where to keep it (Kitchen, Bathroom, Living Room, Garage, etc.).
•Behavior of the Monster while you’re trying to kill it
•Disposing of the body
•Monster powers
•Monster weaknesses
•How to avoid the Monster
“How to Kill Monsters Using Common Household Items” is a must have home defense guide for the do-it-yourself slayer. After using this book, you too can understand that setting gnomes on fire with a Bic lighter and a can of Aqua Net is funny.

How to Kill Monsters Using Common Household Items
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  • $5.99
  • Available on iPhone, iPad, iPod touch, and Mac.
  • Category: Fiction & Literature
  • Published: Jan 13, 2015
  • Publisher: Permuted Press
  • Seller: Smashwords
  • Print Length: 158 Pages
  • Language: English
  • Requirements: To view this book, you must have an iOS device with iBooks 1.3.1 or later and iOS 4.3.3 or later, or a Mac with iBooks 1.0 or later and OS X 10.9 or later.

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