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I Heart My Little A-Holes

A Bunch of Holy-Crap Moments No One Ever Told You About Parenting

This book can be downloaded and read in iBooks on your Mac or iOS device.

Description

Following the success of Go the F**k to Sleep, Confessions of a Scary Mommy, and Ketchup Is a Vegetable, a collection of funny, warm, and charmingly profane tales from the frontlines of parenthood by the author of the popular Baby Sideburns blog.

Once upon a time you and your partner had a perfect life: dinners out, weekend mornings cuddling in bed, brunch with friends. Then you gave birth to a poop machine (or two). Now, it's all about the pediatrician, breast pumps, princess dresses, and minivans. And discovering that your pride and joy is actually a little A-hole.

When your son wakes you up at 3:00 A.M. because he wants to watch Caillou, he's an a-hole. When your daughter outlines every corner of your living room with a purple crayon, she's an a-hole. When your rug rats purposely paint the kitchen ceiling with their smoothies, they're a-holes. At times like these, it's only natural to want to kill them (or yourself). But it's against the law (and there's the suicide hotline). Plus, there's that whole loving them more than anything in the whole world thing.

In I Heart My Little A-Holes, Karen Alpert shares hilarious stories, lists, and deep thoughts on the joys and horrors of raising children. Accompanied by cheery illustrations and photos I Heart My Little A-Holes will make you laugh so hard you'll wish you were wearing a diaper.

Customer Reviews

Great read just....

Loved the book but sadly 97% of the book has been on Facebook if you follow baby sideburns than you would know. Hopefully a NEW book will come out soon and not leaking 97% on facebook

Love, love, love

I absolutely LOVE this book! I totally think Karen and I could be really real friends and nothing would ever get done around the house because we would be calling each other every 6-10 minutes for support because our children never stop doing rediculous stuff! Rock on!

LOVED IT

I laughed till I cried. It was nice to see that I'm not the only mom who feels this way. A must read for any mom who isn't a prude and enjoys a good laugh.

I Heart My Little A-Holes
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  • $14.99
  • Available on iPhone, iPad, iPod touch, and Mac.
  • Category: Humor
  • Published: Apr 08, 2014
  • Publisher: William Morrow
  • Seller: HARPERCOLLINS PUBLISHERS
  • Print Length: 304 Pages
  • Language: English
  • Requirements: To view this book, you must have an iOS device with iBooks 1.3.1 or later and iOS 4.3.3 or later, or a Mac with iBooks 1.0 or later and OS X 10.9 or later.

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