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I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell

Tucker Max

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Description

My name is Tucker Max, and I am an a*****e. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging d******d. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way: I share my adventures with the world.
With these words, Tucker Max launched a literary revolution. I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell became a runaway bestseller and inspired a major motion picture. Embraced as a celebration of modern-day debauchery or denounced as a kick in the groin to political correctness, Tucker Max's funny, uncensored, outrageous, and irresistible adventures have become the stuff of legend. Here is his latest contribution to humanity: a signed limited-edition hardcover of his modern classic.

Actual reader feedback:
"I am completely baffled as to how you can congratulate yourself for being a womanizer and a raging drunk, or think anyone cares about an idiot like you. Do you really think that exploiting the insecurities of others while getting wasted is a legitimate thing to offer?"
"Thank you, thank you, thank you--for sharing with us your wonderful tales of drunken revelry, for teaching me what it means to be a man, for just existing so I know that there is another option;I too can say 'screw the system' and be myself and have fun. My life truly began when I finished reading your stories. Now, when faced with a quandary about what course of action I should take, I just ask myself, 'What Would Tucker Do?'--and I do it, and I am a better man for it."
"I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don't believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist."
"I'll stay with God as my lord, but you are my savior. I just finished reading your brilliant stories, and I laughed so hard I almost vomited. I want to bring that kind of joy to people. You're an artist of the highest order and a true humanitarian to boot. I'm in both shock and awe at how much I want to be you."
"You are the coolest person I can even imagine existing. If you slept with my girlfriend, it'd make me love her more."
Includes 16 pages of photos

Customer Reviews

Passed around Iraq faster than Heat Stroke!!!!

He got my unit through a rough tour in Iraq doing Detainee Operations in Camp Bucca, and Kuwait doing flight ops on Ali Al Salem Air Base (23 miles from Iraqi boarder)!!! Wonderful writer who portrays things in a way that are relatable and just plain hilarious!!!! My husband and I sit around reading his books on our down time and try not to die laughing!!! Though where are 'Belligerence and Debauchery: The Tucker Max Stories' and 'The Definitive Book of Pick-Up Lines'?
There are still 6 copies floating around Iraq that I brought with me with the intended purpose of lightning spirits during mortar fire!!!!

Good

Wish I read this sooner.

One of the great books of this decade

This is a classic that's sold like two million copies for a reason. It defines my generation and created a new genre of literature. I don't know what else to say. If you like to laugh , get it.

I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell
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  • $10.99
  • Available on iPhone, iPad, iPod touch, and Mac.
  • Category: Humor
  • Published: Jun 01, 2011
  • Publisher: Kensington Publishing Corp.
  • Seller: Kensington Publishing Corp
  • Print Length: 336 Pages
  • Language: English
  • Requirements: To view this book, you must have an iOS device with iBooks 1.3.1 or later and iOS 4.3.3 or later, or a Mac with iBooks 1.0 or later and OS X 10.9 or later.

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