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I Just Want to Pee Alone

I Just Want to Pee Alone (Vol #1)

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Description

Now a NEW YORK TIMES BEST SELLER. Motherhood is the toughest – and funniest – job you'll ever love. Raising kids is hard work. The pay sucks, your boss is a tyrant, and the working conditions are pitiful – you can't even take a bathroom break without being interrupted with another outrageous demand.

Hasn't every mother said it before? “I just want to pee alone!” 

I Just Want to Pee Alone is a collection of hilarious essays from 37 of the most kick ass mom bloggers on the web. Including: 

People I Want to Punch in the Throat, Insane in the Mom-Brain, The Divine Secrets of a Domestic Diva, Baby Sideburns, and Rants From Mommyland.

Read hysterical essays like:
Embarrassment, Thy Name is Motherhood

A Pinterest-Perfect Mom, I am Not

And Then There was that Time a Priest Called Me a Terrible Mother

So She Thought She Could Cut Off My Stroller

Customer Reviews

Awesome

Awesome book, as a mom I can totally relate to these stories! Can't wait for another book!!!

I neeeed more

This book is awesome-sauce!! I'm really sad that it's finished now because I have to find another book to read that can cause me to get strangers in public thinking I have some sort of psychosis that makes me roll on the floor or flat-out fall out of my seat with uncontrollable laughter. These ladies are my kindred!

Motherhood Hilarity

Excellent compilation of mom bloggers that kept me laughing!

I Just Want to Pee Alone
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  • $5.99
  • Available on iPhone, iPad, iPod touch, and Mac.
  • Category: Humor
  • Published: Mar 01, 2013
  • Publisher: Piwtpitt.com
  • Seller: Elias Li
  • Print Length: 202 Pages
  • Language: English
  • Version: 1.0
  • Requirements: To view this book, you must have an iOS device with iBooks 1.5 or later and iOS 4.3.3 or later, or a Mac with iBooks 1.0 or later and OS X 10.9 or later.

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