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I Just Want to Pee Alone

Book 1, I Just Want to Pee Alone

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Now a NEW YORK TIMES BEST SELLER. Motherhood is the toughest – and funniest – job you'll ever love. Raising kids is hard work. The pay sucks, your boss is a tyrant, and the working conditions are pitiful – you can't even take a bathroom break without being interrupted with another outrageous demand.

Hasn't every mother said it before? “I just want to pee alone!” 

I Just Want to Pee Alone is a collection of hilarious essays from 37 of the most kick ass mom bloggers on the web. Including: 

People I Want to Punch in the Throat, Insane in the Mom-Brain, The Divine Secrets of a Domestic Diva, Baby Sideburns, and Rants From Mommyland.

Read hysterical essays like:
Embarrassment, Thy Name is Motherhood

A Pinterest-Perfect Mom, I am Not

And Then There was that Time a Priest Called Me a Terrible Mother

So She Thought She Could Cut Off My Stroller

Customer Reviews


If you are a mom, know a mom or have a mom…. Get this book. Very real therefore very funny.

Motherhood Hilarity

Excellent compilation of mom bloggers that kept me laughing!

BEST mommy stories EVER!

It was insane how much I related to these ladies and their stories.
Truly amazing to find out others experience such things and can laugh about it. (I was one of the mothers that just sat and cried about it, feeling alone) I will reread over and over. Please come out with a "I just want to be able to close the bathroom door" in saying that... My "potty breaks" have been interrupted so often I don't even bother closing the door anymore.

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I Just Want to Pee Alone
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  • $5.99
  • Available on iPhone, iPad, iPod touch, and Mac.
  • Category: Humor
  • Published: Mar 01, 2013
  • Publisher:
  • Seller: Elias Li
  • Print Length: 202 Pages
  • Language: English
  • Series: Book 1, I Just Want to Pee Alone
  • Version: 1.0
  • Requirements: This book can only be viewed on an iOS device with Apple Books on iOS 12 or later, iBooks 1.5 or later and iOS 4.3.3 or later, or a Mac with iBooks 1.0 or later and OS X 10.9 or later.

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