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I Will Not Go the F**K to Sleep

Richard Crasta

This book is available for download with iBooks on your Mac or iOS device, and with iTunes on your computer. Books can be read with iBooks on your Mac or iOS device.

Description

What if a child, asked to go the f**k to sleep by its father, could respond in adult language? By a father of three boys, ten books, and one Inner Child that refuses to go to sleep or to grow up, this broad anthology of humor by an author called "very funny" by Kurt Vonnegut is his bestselling e-book. "Pythonesque," silly and sophisticated at the same time, and "for the rebel in you."--ReviewsI WILL NOT GO THE F**K TO SLEEP is an anytime book for adults who refuse to grow up or to go to sleep in this unreal and wacky world of jet-setting yogis, retired nukes, and presidents named Bush. Profane, compassionate, wickedly funny at times, it captures a world and a humor that is fresh, subversive, pants-wettingly funny, and often thought-provoking. You probably should not read it to your children under 15; but don’t be surprised if they decide to read it to you. "Hysterical and informative. For the rebel in you. Great style and humor"--Linda J. Lundy, 5-star review

I Will Not Go the F**K to Sleep
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  • $3.99
  • Available on iPhone, iPad, iPod touch, and Mac.
  • Category: Humor
  • Published: Jun 04, 2011
  • Publisher: Richard Crasta
  • Seller: Smashwords
  • Print Length: 109 Pages
  • Language: English
  • Requirements: To view this book, you must have an iOS device with iBooks 1.3.1 or later and iOS 4.3.3 or later, or a Mac with iBooks 1.0 or later and OS X 10.9 or later.

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