I Will Not Go the F**k to Sleep
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What if a child, asked to go the f**k to sleep by its father, could respond in adult language? What if 5000 Indian yogis simultaneously dropped hot coffee on their laps in 5000 McDonalds to balance India's budget? How about selling used nukes to help balance the budget deficit? By the father of 3 boys and one Inner Brat that refuses to go to sleep or to grow up, this broad anthology of humor is his bestselling e-book. "Pythonesque," silly, and sophisticated at the same time, according to reviewers.
I WILL NOT GO THE F**K TO SLEEP is an anytime book for adults who refuse to grow up or to go to sleep in this unreal and wacky world of jet-setting yogis, retired nukes, and presidents named Bush. Profane, compassionate, wickedly funny at times, it captures a world and a humor that is fresh, subversive, and often thought-provoking.
You probably should not read it to your children under 15; but don’t be surprised if they decide to read it to you.
"Hysterical and informative. For the rebel in you. Great style and humor"--Linda J. Lundy, 5-star review
- Category: Humor
- Published: Jun 04, 2011
- Publisher: Richard Crasta
- Seller: Smashwords
- Print Length: 111 Pages
- Language: English