Oh No, I've Fallen in Love‪!‬

'A comedy romance written with dry humour and a sarcastic wit.' – Amazon Reviewer.

'So funny, yet so sad too.' – Amazon Reviewer.

A modern version of Cinderella – 'Cinders' Valerie Anthrope has two ugly conditions holding her back: insomnia and paranoia. Her fairy godmother is overbearing Ellen Semple, who interferes in all aspects of Valerie's life. Prince Charming is the delectable Lex Kendal who relentlessly pursues Valerie. The glass slipper is Boots the cat. A furry friend that Valerie loses and must find before happiness can squish her ugly 'sisters'.

This version is darker than the average fairy-tale—just like The Brothers Grimm intended.

Formally called The Fall of the Misanthrope.