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Chinglish: The Joys of Chinese English

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Description

Ridiculously funny...

In a Hong Kong supermarket - "For your convenience, we recommend
courteous, ef?cient self-service."
On a menu - "Spleen omelet, ?sherman’s crap soup, calf pluck, bowels"
In a hotel - "You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid."
On a menu - "Special cocktails for women with nuts"
On a contraband Liverpool Football Club shirt - "You’ll Never Pickle Again"
Sign on a bus - "This seat is reserved for Old, Handicapped, and Crippies"

Just brilliant.

Chinglish: The Joys of Chinese English
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  • $2.99
  • Available on iPhone, iPad, iPod touch, and Mac.
  • Category: Humor
  • Published: Sep 22, 2013
  • Publisher: The Oleander Press
  • Seller: Draft2Digital, LLC
  • Print Length: 16 Pages
  • Language: English
  • Requirements: This book can only be viewed on an iOS device with Apple Books on iOS 12 or later, iBooks 1.3.1 or later and iOS 4.3.3 or later, or a Mac with iBooks 1.0 or later and OS X 10.9 or later.

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