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If I Plug My Ears, God Can't Tell Me What to Do

And Other Ways We Miss Out on God's Adventures

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When God calls us to do hard things, our natural response often goes something like this: “Dear Lord, please note that I am not interested in doing these things because they are hard and uncomfortable. Also, the pay is atrocious and people will think I’m a wacko. Amen.” Or perhaps we try to be more subtle: “I can’t heeeeaaaaarrrr you!” If you’ve ever struggled with what it means to hear God’s call and step out in faith and obedience, then this frank and funny book will help you delve into the nitty-gritty details of following God on the adventures He has for you.

From Publishers Weekly

Mar 09, 2015 – Clemence (There's a Green Plastic Monkey in My Purse) uses a humorous metaphor to approach a serious topic what does God call a person to do? in order to soften its edges a bit and make it less daunting to the faithful. Clemence incorporates stories from Scripture to illustrate the ways God reached out to people in the Bible to accept a calling from Noah to Moses, Esther to Ruth. She also includes stories from people she knows who have received callings and how they reacted to them. She explains that callings aren't always huge such as moving to Africa to open an orphanage but can be as small as caring for a failing family member, and asserts that readers simply need to take their fingers out of their ears and listen for Him intentionally. This is a refreshing read for those who may be feeling anxious over when to answer a calling, or how to know what an actual calling is. Clemence's take on the subject will help ease minds.
If I Plug My Ears, God Can't Tell Me What to Do
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  • Available on iPhone, iPad, iPod touch, and Mac.
  • Category: Christianity
  • Published: Apr 01, 2015
  • Publisher: Discovery House
  • Seller: Discovery House Publishers
  • Print Length: 224 Pages
  • Language: English
  • Requirements: To view this book, you must have an iOS device with iBooks 1.3.1 or later and iOS 4.3.3 or later, or a Mac with iBooks 1.0 or later and OS X 10.9 or later.

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