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I'll Mature When I'm Dead

Dave Barry's Amazing Tales of Adulthood

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Description

I'll Mature When I'm Dead is the New York Times bestseller from "the funniest man in America" (New York Times). Let Pulitzer Prize-winning humorist and nationally unrecognized voice of maturity Dave Barry make the journey to adulthood a little easierand a lot funnier.

Not everyone has to be dragged kicking and screaming through adulthood. Dave Barry will help through this process—with his hilarious takes on parenting, changing self-image, the battle of the sexes, technology, health care, celebrityhood, and even vampires!

Customer Reviews

Home run!!

Dave never fails to be LOL funny! This book is another masterpiece.

From laughter to somewhat disappointing

This book starts out funny, stays that way for a few chapters, and gets a little too serious at the end, but is still a recommended read for Dave Barry fans

Merely OK

Normally Dave has me rolling on the floor like the pickle that jumped out of the jar.....but this book was not his best outing. The funniest vignette was the previously-published story about his colonoscopy (what is it about rectums that make us laugh?) but that's where the belly-laughs end and the mundanity (OK that may not be a real word) begins.

My advice: Save your money for a colonoscopy and don't buy this book - the anesthetics would be more fun. (Sorry, Dave)

I'll Mature When I'm Dead
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  • $11.99
  • Available on iPhone, iPad, iPod touch, and Mac.
  • Category: Humor
  • Published: May 04, 2010
  • Publisher: Penguin Publishing Group
  • Seller: PENGUIN GROUP USA, INC.
  • Print Length: 288 Pages
  • Language: English
  • Requirements: This book can only be viewed on an iOS device with Apple Books on iOS 12 or later, iBooks 1.5 or later and iOS 4.3.3 or later, or a Mac with iBooks 1.0 or later and OS X 10.9 or later.

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