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It Ate My Sister

The 100 Percent True Autobiography of an Award-Winning Writer and Professional Liar

Mark Binder

This book is available for download with iBooks on your Mac or iOS device, and with iTunes on your computer. Books can be read with iBooks on your Mac or iOS device.

Description

* * * FOR A LIMITED TIME, the ebook edition will be priced at 50% off the softcover edition price * * *

Mark Binder teaches a college-level course in "Telling Lies." This is his autobiography.... written for anyone (all ages) with a sense of humor.

Stories include:
• It Ate My Sister
• The Haunted Playground
• The Tale of Bad Breath Bill
• Abu Hassan's Mighty Fart
• Runninghead
• Ellen vs. the Snake

and more

FROM THE BACK COVER
My family is so weird...
I wouldn’t go so far to say that we’re psycho. It’s just that strange things happen to us: • explosions • • genetic mutations • poisonous snakes • ghost attacks • and other mishaps. Sometimes I wish that we could all just relax.

Top 10 reasons to buy this book
10. Loaded with practical tips — like what to do if your sister is being eaten
9. Makes your family seem normal
8. Meet the world’s smallest professional wrestler 
7. Dynamite recipe for Flying Roast Turkey
6. Prevents bad breath in lab rats 5. Secret code that may reveal the meaning of life* 
4. Action. Suspense. Flatulence. 
3. New, improved, and now more than 72% slug-free! 
2. Lasts longer than a pizza 
1. More laughs than “Johnny Tremain”

BONUS: Contains the worlds first (and only) Middleduction...

Customer Reviews

It Ate My Sister

These stories are written so well and are so carefully crafted that my children (who are experienced bedtime story listeners) commented on the authors skill! These stories are so engaging and the characters so vivid I sometimes forgot that we were reading short stories and not complete books. Terrific author!

Great book

This is a great short tale this author came to my kids school they spoke on and on aabout their great time

It Ate My Sister
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  • $7.99
  • Available on iPhone, iPad, iPod touch, and Mac.
  • Category: Biographies & Memoirs
  • Published: Aug 08, 2011
  • Publisher: Light Publications
  • Seller: Mark S Binder
  • Print Length: 123 Pages
  • Language: English
  • Requirements: To view this book, you must have an iOS device with iBooks 1.3.1 or later and iOS 4.3.3 or later, or a Mac with iBooks 1.0 or later and OS X 10.9 or later.

Customer Ratings