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It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like F*ck This

Holiday Leftovers

This book can be downloaded and read in Apple Books on your Mac or iOS device.


“If you’re looking for something tart to cut the holiday sweetness, Shaffer offers a naughty little treat.” — The Gazette

“It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like F*ck This” is an off-beat collection of Christmas parodies, essays, poems, and cartoons by New York Times bestselling humorist Andrew Shaffer. 

Previously published as “The Shelf on the Elf,” this newly-expanded holiday cult classic has it all: holiday pickles, talking lambs, and knife-wielding maniacs.

What's New in Version 2.5

Updated interiors.

Customer Reviews


This is NOT as expected and sad that is plays of the children's version of this story!


I don't like this book it is not Christmassy it is about killing I hate it I don't rate this book any stars

The shelf on the elf

This is sort of a chapter book.

It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like F*ck This
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  • $3.99
  • Available on iPhone, iPad, iPod touch, and Mac.
  • Category: Humor
  • Published: Dec 07, 2014
  • Publisher: 8th Circle Press
  • Seller: Andrew Shaffer
  • Print Length: 35 Pages
  • Language: English
  • Version: 2.5
  • Requirements: This book can only be viewed on an iOS device with Apple Books on iOS 12 or later, iBooks 1.5 or later and iOS 4.3.3 or later, or a Mac with iBooks 1.0 or later and OS X 10.9 or later.

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