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Kiss My Country's Asset

Redneck Hoedown Two-step, Finale

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An American Fairy Tale…

The second and the final paperbacks in one volume presents action and adventure; love and loss; sacrifice and savior.

America has become both the land of the free loaders and the home of the criminal brave hearts.

I’m so happy that you asked me that particular question.

I’m the current redneck representative of the hard working American people. And you’re the f****d up US federal government representative. Mr. VP.

An illegal alien enters our American boundaries from many nations around the world without a birthday party invitation. Half of the sons of bitches cross our boundary through an inadequate federal government border security system, while the other half of the bastards breaks the American law and do not leave when their American visa card expires, making all the a*****es illegal to live here within our soil.

Then the American laws are un-enforced by the US federal ‘fucking’ government, because the US federal government leaders like to get pissed on by the large dicks of the wealthy free enterprise corporations that use lot of cheap labor of many, many illegals to feed their big fat money profits. Or the US federal government leaders feed the pig squeaking racial groups that have nothing better to do then dump their smelly pig s**t on the true hard working Americans, who’s great, great, great, great-grandpa and grandma nose bleed and then died here as the original Americans.

The foreign country of Canada, ya know, that big piece of frozen land above the Great Lakes of Michigan, USA along with the foreign country of Mexico, ya know, the one below the State of Texas, USA. Both countries are the primary main and major funnels for many, many illegal aliens into our native country of America, USA. Your f*****g so-called elected representatives of the American people in the executive, legislative, and judicial branches of the US Federal Government allow killing terrorists, evil druggers, illegal aliens, violent a*****e criminals, and infectious contagious diseases from both human and animal. The human and animals stray and stay within the dirt of the USA. The biggest problem is the foreign country of Mexico.

Canada does a good job, protecting their territory borders on their side of a make-believe invisible crooked semi-straight line associated with a smaller population of illegal people. The illegal folks exit the landscape of Canada running, swimming, or boating mainly into the Great Lakes of the State of Michigan.

The illegal sea jumpers come from the foreign countries of the Czech Republic, Israel, and India, costing the US Federal Government twenty million dollars, a few years ago. The twenty million dollars cost is a useless piece of mechanic surveillance camera system, standing its metal legs inside the cold wet waters of Michigan.

Don’t ya dumb asses know that electricity and water don’t mix like blood and water?

The foreign country of Mexico is a super corrupt failed government-state rampant with tons of mass murders, kidnappings, assassinations, rapes, and robberies. Hell. If I lived within Mexico City, then I’d run away, too. The US law authorities have documented that the foreign country of Mexico encourages their poorest people, their criminal folks, and their other s**t asses to illegal immigrate into the USA. Since both foreign countries of Canada and Mexico makes lots of US dollar money from a set of working low-paying US jobs in USA America. Land of the free makes the Mexican economy highly dependent upon the US dollars flowing out of America into the foreign poor government bank accounts, thus more illegal aliens and illegal drugs float and flow back and forth from us to them, Mr. Vice President of the United States.

Thanks for listening to me. Now, this leads into my illegal plot.

Kiss My Country's Asset
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  • Category: Mysteries & Thrillers
  • Published: Jan 24, 2012
  • Publisher: Ipam
  • Seller: Smashwords
  • Print Length: 625 Pages
  • Language: English
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