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Lies that Chelsea Handler Told Me

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"My tendency to make up stories and lie compulsively for the sake of my own amusement takes up a good portion of my day and provides me with a peace of mind not easily attainable in this economic climate."--Chelsea Handler, from Chapter 10 of Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang It's no lie: Chelsea Handler loves to smoke out "dumbassness," the condition people suffer from that allows them to fall prey to her brand of complete and utter nonsense. Friends, family, co-workers--they've all been tricked by Chelsea into believing stories of total foolishness and into behaving like total fools. Luckily, they've lived to tell the tales and, for the very first time, write about them.

Customer Reviews


One Of The BEST comedy books I've EVER READ!!!!:D

Ms handler

It was so fun to read.. I love the part with her friend she worked with,and lived with in her second chapter..

Tell me more!!!!

Wow! This is the most ridiculous off the deep end book I have ever read, and I loved EVERY word of it. I have been a Chelsea handler fan for years now and one thing she can do with her creative writing is make me laugh so hard I have peed a little and it does not matter where I am ( my husband cannot stand this) which is even funnier. This book made me do this routine so many times it actually took me an extra day to read it because he made me promise to stop reading when he came home.I can't wait for her and all the people around her to tell me more....please i need more lies that chelsea handler told you!!!!! Mazel Tov on a wonderful book!!
Rebecca Ratliff

Lies that Chelsea Handler Told Me
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  • $9.99
  • Available on iPhone, iPad, iPod touch, and Mac.
  • Category: Humor
  • Published: May 10, 2011
  • Publisher: Grand Central Publishing
  • Seller: Hachette Digital, Inc.
  • Print Length: 304 Pages
  • Language: English
  • Requirements: To view this book, you must have an iOS device with iBooks 1.3.1 or later and iOS 4.3.3 or later, or a Mac with iBooks 1.0 or later and OS X 10.9 or later.

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