Mommy A to Z
An Encyclopedia of the Joys, Wonders, and Absurdities of Motherhood
This book can be downloaded and read in Apple Books on your Mac or iOS device.
Ah, motherhood. Butterfly kisses. First steps. Sippy cup missiles aimed directly at your feet. Now, for every mom who’s dreamed of a global uprising against goodie bags, or who’s gotten caught throwing out her preschooler’s latest interpretive finger painting, there is Mommy A to Z—an alphabetical exploration of the everyday absurdities involved in raising tiny humans. Topics include:
A is for Art Projects: Or, what to do with that one-eyed “penguin” in your kid’s backpack. F is for Fashion: How to go from Hot Mama to Baby Mama in 5 easy steps. H is for Holidays: Prepare to cash out your 401(k). I is for Imaginary Friends: Why they’re not weird. Or creepy. Or weird. M is for Movies: Or, everything my kid learned about death, she learned from Disney. P is for Play Dates: Why they’re like blind dating—with apple juice. Combining personal anecdotes with a dash of sarcasm, plenty of humor, and lots of love, Mommy A to Z is the perfect antidote to grocery-store meltdowns, potty-training showdowns, and birthday-party burnout.
I needed this
As a first time Mom, I'd like to thank you for a realistic, hilarious preview of what I'm in for! But mostly, thanks for reassuring me that I do not have to be perfect to be a great Mommy.