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Moms are from Mars: a savory blend of memories, opinions, advice and ridiculousness

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From non-Pulitzer Prize winning author/blogger, Janene Murphy, come true life tales highlighting her struggle to figure life out. Laugh along as she chronicles her stumbles through dating, money, high school, travel, fashion, and motherhood. Be warned, though. She has learned from her mistakes. You'll find plenty of opinions and advice, as well. Stories include...

... her glorious liberation from Tough Skins® jeans...
... an embarrassing misadventure with a weaponized curling iron...
... the ill-thought implementation of a noose as a life-saving device...
... her dad's huge tall tale about Ronald Reagan...
... an early fascination with high quality television programming...
... her unseemly dalliances with lying, cheating, and thievery...
... the time in Paris when she saw French film star Gerard Depardieu naked. Maybe.

Through a blend of blog posts and new material, join Janene as she guides you through a humorous tour of her life. There are crazy life lessons, surprising wisdom, plus a ton of embarrassing things she had to think twice about before publishing.

"Janene Murphy is funnier than me, and I want to be her. Don't miss this laugh-out-loud book from this must read author! Read it now!" - Leslie Langtry, author of the Bombay Family of Assassins Series

Moms are from Mars: a savory blend of memories, opinions, advice and ridiculousness
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  • $2.99
  • Available on iPhone, iPad, iPod touch, and Mac.
  • Category: Humor
  • Published: May 12, 2013
  • Publisher: Janene Murphy
  • Seller: Smashwords, Inc.
  • Print Length: 254 Pages
  • Language: English
  • Requirements: This book can only be viewed on an iOS device with Apple Books on iOS 12 or later, iBooks 1.3.1 or later and iOS 4.3.3 or later, or a Mac with iBooks 1.0 or later and OS X 10.9 or later.

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