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What is a sociopath to do?

Dyson Devereux’s life appears to be on track. He has a way with the ladies, impeccable good taste, and as the recently promoted head of Burials and Cemeteries at Newton Borough Council, a job that demands respect.

But Dyson is becoming annoyed with his drug-addled girlfriend’s decline, fed up with his banal work colleagues, and incensed by Newton New Cemetery’s gaudy memorial structures.

When Dyson suspects someone of having a darker past than him, he has a chance for redemption. Will he seize it, or is his destiny to be a life of toil in Burials and Cemeteries?

Brutal, bleak and darkly comical, Necropolis is a savage indictment of the politically correct, health and safety obsessed public sector.

‘… a magnificent foray into the mind of a sociopath’ – DLS Reviews

‘The book is full of razor-sharp satire’ – Crime Fiction Lover

‘… a mix between The Office and American Psycho’ – Amazon Reviewer

Ever wondered what goes on in the mind of a sociopath? Meet Dyson Devereux, Britain’s answer to Patrick Bateman.



‘I remain slightly troubled as to why I found myself applauding a sociopath for being so thoroughly entertaining.’

As well as being a very British satire, this black comedy will appeal to fans of transgressive fiction authors like Bret Easton Ellis, Chuck Palahniuk and Irvine Welsh.

Not your average novel, Necropolis buries humorous fiction in a coffin brimming with satirical observations. If you like your crime and serial killer/psychopath books laced with dark humour, then Necropolis is the read you’re looking for.

It’ll also answer the important questions in life, like how to test chloroform? What’s a cremulator? And why can’t you bring a chainsaw to an office party?

‘… a magnificent foray into the mind of a sociopath’ – DLS Reviews

‘…a brilliant book which surprised the hell out of me, extremely enjoyable, thought provoking, shocking and at times disturbing.’ – Bookbloke

You can read about Dyson’s continued exploits in Sepultura.

Also by Guy Portman:

Charles Middleworth


Download/order today to get your dark humour fiction fix.

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  • Category: Fiction & Literature
  • Published: Oct 24, 2017
  • Publisher: Guy Portman
  • Seller: Smashwords, Inc.
  • Print Length: 302 Pages
  • Language: English
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