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Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs

Book 1, Nice Girls Series

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Description

Maybe it was the Shenanigans gift certificate that put her over the edge. When children's librarian and self-professed nice girl Jane Jameson is fired by her beastly boss and handed twenty-five dollars in potato skins instead of a severance check, she goes on a bender that's sure to become Half Moon Hollow legend. On her way home, she's mistaken for a deer, shot, and left for dead. And thanks to the mysterious stranger she met while chugging neon-colored cocktails, she wakes up with a decidedly unladylike thirst for blood.

Jane is now the latest recipient of a gift basket from the Newly Undead Welcoming Committee, and her life-after-lifestyle is taking some getting used to. Her recently deceased favorite aunt is now her ghostly roommate. She has to fake breathing and endure daytime hours to avoid coming out of the coffin to her family. She's forced to forgo her favorite down-home Southern cooking for bags of O negative. Her relationship with her sexy, mercurial vampire sire keeps running hot and cold. And if all that wasn't enough, it looks like someone in Half Moon Hollow is trying to frame her for a series of vampire murders. What's a nice undead girl to do?

From Publishers Weekly

Feb 09, 2009 – Hysterical laughs are the hallmark of this enchanting paranormal debut. Unceremoniously fired from her job as Half Moon Hollow's children's librarian, Jane Jameson drowns her sorrows with a handsome stranger, vampire Gabriel Nightengale. When Jane is accidentally shot, Gabriel saves her life by turning her undead. As Jane starts to get used to chatting with her dead aunt, finding creative ways to dodge her mother's nosy questions and enjoying the chemistry with Gabriel, she's brought up short by being named a suspect in a recent vampire murder. Jane's snarky first-person narrative is as charming as it is hilarious, retaining enough humanity to connect instantly with readers. Harper keeps the quips coming without overdoing the sarcasm, and her take on vampire lore will intrigue and entertain even the most jaded paranormal fan.

Customer Reviews

FUN!

The book was great from start to finish.....it was honestly a great story. Usually, vamp books are crummy stories with way too much sex and not enough to keep me interested in finishing the book. This author made me wish there were a few more Chapters! And I had several laugh out loud moments, but I won't spoil it for you. This author knows what living a goofball life is like....and has added the element of vampire to the goof! And it is still sexy, humorous, and real......loved it! Characters were really fun and added a lot to the story....dialogue was NOT boring.

A-mazing!

A definite page turner. I can't wait to read the other series!

Made my week!! Fabulous!

This series is by far one of the best out there! It's funny, sexy, smart and the characters are not cliche or boring. I only wish the series would go on forever, but what Mrs Harper wrote is by far memorable and I had the honor of joining her in Jane Jameson's life. Thank you Molly.

Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
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  • $7.99
  • Available on iPhone, iPad, iPod touch, and Mac.
  • Category: Paranormal
  • Published: Mar 31, 2009
  • Publisher: Pocket Books
  • Seller: SIMON AND SCHUSTER DIGITAL SALES INC
  • Print Length: 384 Pages
  • Language: English
  • Series: Book 1, Nice Girls Series
  • Requirements: To view this book, you must have an iOS device with iBooks 1.3.1 or later and iOS 4.3.3 or later, or a Mac with iBooks 1.0 or later and OS X 10.9 or later.

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