Nice Is Just a Place in France
How to Win at Basically Everything
This book can be downloaded and read in Apple Books on your Mac or iOS device.
LOOK, MAYBE YOU’RE A NICE GIRL, but we’re guessing you’re more like us or you probably wouldn’t have picked up this book. Not that we have a problem with girls who are nice people. But being nice is just not the way to get what you want. And this book is about getting what you want. Not in like a finding happiness, giving back to the world, being grateful for what you have sort of way. But in a ruling your world, being the most desired, powerful badass in the room way, so you can come out on top of any situation: guys, career, friends, enemies, whatever.
How does a betch make that happen?
Here are some highlights:
DON’T BE EASY.
DON’T BE POOR.
DON’T BE UGLY.
We didn’t come up with these life lessons. We’re just the ones who wrote it all down. This is not self-help. Self-help is for fat people and divorcées. This is how to deal with your problems when you have no problems. You’re welcome.
Hilarious! The truth comes out.
We have all thought, done, or acted on a few of the things noted in this book. I loved it. From a girl who has no filter,and the people who need to hear the truth. Well done!
I thought I was all alone.
Hilarious, not to be taken too seriously
This book is funny and over the top. It's definitely not a book to live by, but there are hints of insightful advice. It's witty and obnoxious, I loved it!
This book is basically a guide for how to be a narcissist. Nice.