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Play Something Dancy

The Tragic Tales of a Strip Club DJ

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Play Something Dancy - The Tragic Tales of a Strip Club DJ. 

Los Angeles-based comedian, radio DJ, and host of the Sick and Wrong Podcast, Dee Simon has written a collection of comical and gut-wrenching personal essays about his experience as a strip club DJ in San Francisco in the early 2000s. Most of the stories in the book concern sex, drugs, venereal disease, and diarrhea or a combination thereof. Therefore, if you lack a sense of humor or are easily offended, you should probably put this one down. Having the “wet dream” job of most adolescents, Simon offers a biting, realistic, and hilarious depiction of what goes on “behind the black velvet curtains” at a gentlemen’s club from the perspective of the guy upstairs with the cheesy tone spinning Aerosmith songs. It’s rare to hear such a candid voice about this industry from someone who’s not a stripper or an owner of a strip club.

"I started reading and got hooked. Excellent writing, funny and entertaining."

Brian Moreland, Bestselling Author of Dead of Winter and Shadows in the Mist

Customer Reviews

Play Something Dancy

This book made me cringe at some points and laugh hysterically at others. It is a well written, enjoyable, and thought provoking. I would totally recommend it without any hesitation. Do yourself a favor - download and read this book immediately!

great read!

I am half way through the book, and I have to say every page is entertaining. I love a good freak show and this book is FULL of freak show-type people. Well written, Dee!

A Fan of Dee's Podcast

Having listened to Dee' stories on his podcast and being a general fan, I am very eager and excited to read this new book which I just downloaded. I am sure his tales will be 'sick and wrong', in addition to being educational! I hope we have the opportunity to read more from you in the near future

Play Something Dancy
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  • $4.99
  • Available on iPhone, iPad, iPod touch, and Mac.
  • Category: Humor
  • Published: Oct 25, 2012
  • Publisher: Reacharound Foundation
  • Seller: David Scott
  • Print Length: 200 Pages
  • Language: English
  • Requirements: To view this book, you must have an iOS device with iBooks 1.3.1 or later and iOS 4.3.3 or later, or a Mac with iBooks 1.0 or later and OS X 10.9 or later.

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