A Sexy Standalone Romantic Comedy
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I hate my new roommate.
And I want to do dirty, delicious things to her in that swing she installed that we both know has nothing to do with aerial yoga.
Neither of which is good, considering Diana Daniels is my NHL team captain’s little sister, and he will break my face if I’m not a perfect gentleman.
I try to be. Really, I do. But when Diana runs screaming down the hall wearing nothing but a damp washcloth, all my gentlemanly intentions go out the window. She’s got all sorts of Jedi mind tricks to make a man obsessed with getting her into bed, and I’m not gonna lie—I fall for every single one of them.
Especially the one where she warns me not to fall for her.
Everyone knows that banging your new roomie is a bad idea. And if it wasn’t for his sister’s stupid pet pig, Wanda, chasing me out of the bathroom mid-shower, Tanner Nowicki and I might still be able to pretend we hate each other.
But that pig totally has it out for me, and before I can warn Tanner that I don’t do relationships—or hockey players or my brother’s friends, for that matter—he’s doing me. Against the wall. And in his bed. And in my bed. And on a pinball machine where we get an all time high score.
And it’s so incredible that I start to forget that I’m the unluckiest woman alive when it comes to relationships. And pigs. And aerial yoga. And worst of all, love.
But hey, it’s not like I didn’t warn him…
Sexy, hilarious, and so much fun!
Puck Aholic is the third book in the Bad Motherpuckers series by the very talented Lili Valente. Each book in the series can be read as standalone but there is a connection. A hockey team. Friends. Siblings. Puck Aholic is Tanner (rookie player) and Diana's (Brendan's sister/player) story...
Tanner just finished his rookie season. He had a great year but he needs to keep his focus if he wants to stay on the team. And that means no Summer flings. No commitments. It's been months since he has had anyone in his bed so he can do this. No problem. He isn't a one-night stand kinda guy anyway. He is a relationship guy. Then she shows up. A Beach Pixie that turns his life upside down with a kiss. She saved his life on the beach that night and now she is his new roomie. She also happens to be his team Captain's sister. This has complicated all over it. He should have told her no but he couldn't. He thought he could do this. Stay away from her. She is off-limits. She drives him insane. She doesn't want more than a f-. It should be easy to keep his distance, right?
Wrong. So very wrong. She knew it. Diana knew it when she saw him again. He seemed nice enough on the beach. Hot enough for sure. But that was all it could ever be. She swore off relationships when one after the other turned disastrous. Her luck in love was a bust. She thought she found the one but he was gone. And she was starting over. And now she was living with the man that heated her up while pissing her off. A pig that was jealous of her. And no job. She can do this. She can totally stay away from her hot roommate. Especially when she finds out he is not a friends with benefits type of guy. Who doesn't do that anyway? A good guy that she can't risk having.
Tanner and Diana's story is a roommates to lovers romance but it is different than others I have read. It's refreshing that Tanner is not a manwhore but a relationship guy. I do love a good manwhore, don't get me wrong. Ha. Anyway, the story is hilarious, sexy, and so much fun!! Tanner is swoon-worthy, dedicated, sweet, and one amazing dirty talker. Diana is all-round kick a-. She is independent, fun, and sexy. Together, they are crazy beautiful.
Overall...if you want a fun and sexy read then this book is for you! I love this series and it was great catching up with the previous characters and to get to know the ones that will be in the next book!
“Consider me cake, and you’re on a diet.”
“Cake,” I echo, scowling into her golden-brown eyes.
“And I’ll consider you the same.”
He’s a work of art, a thing of beauty I would feel compelled to photograph immediately if I weren’t so desperate to touch him, taste him, and feel his skin hot and hungry against mine.
“I think we’re going to get a high score,” I gasp against Tanner’s lips.
Lili Valente delightfully delivers once again!
The brilliance of Lili Valente and her hockey hotties continues here in Puck Aholic. Once again, she has delivered a hot, sexy and fun romance which brings your funny bone to life (especially when Wanda is involved) as well as your libido and, of course, the fluttering of your heart. Tanner and Diana are an absolutely perfect match from the inception of this story and the sparks that fly between them as they find their way, whether they are bantering or rolling around together between the sheets, their connection is fantastically magical. Tanner absolutely exudes the epitome of sweetness and despite Diana’s struggle to see how genuine he truly is, he never seems to falter in his love and caring for her.
Ms. Valente always promises her readers a happily ever after, and she has once again delightfully delivered. Puck Aholic adds another amazingly sexy romance to this fantastic series. Ms. Valente has also included a little surprise at the end of Tanner and Diana’s story leaving me anxiously awaiting her next release in this electrifyingly hot series.
Sexy and hilarious. I want a Tanner of my own!
Puck Aholic, by the wonderfully, talented and hilarious Lili Valente, is the third book in the Bad Motherpuckers series. Lili is one of my go-to-authors. I know everything she writes is going to be fantastic. She's quickly become one of the best writers of romantic comedy. I love all of her books, but this hockey series is top notch! We've met Tanner before. He has a hilarious phobia that I'm still laughing about. He's also sexy, gentle, kind, funny, romantic, muscle-y, dirty mouthed and swoonworthy. In a nutshell, he's my favorite character of 2017 who I wish were real. He's the perfect specimen. He's not a jerk. He's not a douche and he's not a player. He's perfection. He's paired with the hilarious, quirky, hot mess, Diana(Brendan's sister). She's new to town and she's had very bad luck with men. She's wildly attracted to her sexy, hockey playing roommate, but acting on it is a big mistake. But, the more she gets to know him and sees that he's really a genuinely nice guy, her defenses are blown. She needs to climb him like a tree. Be up against every surface in their house and be under him at every chance she can get. Can Diana get out of her own way and trust that Tanner is real? Will Tanner let the best thing that's ever happened to him get away? I loved this story! I laughed, teared up, got hot and bothered and laughed some more. I can't get enough of this series or these characters. Bring on Petrov!
"So the pig is in love with you? Is that what you're saying?"
"The ladies love me, Diana. It's my cross to bear."
"This is sex, Tanner. Magical unicorn-p sex, and that's it." His dimples pop, and I laugh. I can't help it. "You look so proud of yourself."
"Well, it's not every day a guy learns he's got a magical unicorn pe."
I want her tight against me, her breath in my mouth, her heartbeat echoing in my chest, her skin hot against mine. I want her time and attention, her laughter and tears, her smarta jokes and thoughtful touches and way of saying my name like she's got a secret and can't wait to share it with me.