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Quit Calling Me a Monster!

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The talented creators of I Will Chomp You! brilliantly frame the struggle to buck stereotypes and learn empathy in this monster’s hilarious lament.
Floyd Peterson is so much more than shaggy purple fur and pointy monster teeth—
why can’t people just see him for him? Jory John and Bob Shea have struck gold in creating a knee-slapping, read-it-again story that will start a valuable discussion about how we treat others and how it feels to be seen as “different.”

From the Hardcover edition.

From Publishers Weekly

May 16, 2016 – In this extended monologue from the team behind I Will Chomp You!, a hairy, purple, bean-shaped blob with claws argues that being called a monster as natural as it might seem hurts his feelings. "Mommy, save me from that monster!" hollers one child as Shea pictures the monster in the supermarket with his reading glasses on, checking out the Monster Bran. "It's not like I ever call you names, do I?" the creature asks. He eventually concedes the point ("Okay! I'm technically a monster") but notes that he would rather be called by name: "Please call me Floyd Peterson from now on." A final, deadpan flurry of speech balloons demonstrates the difference: "Daddy, I think there's a monster in my closet!" "No, son, it's just Floyd Peterson." "Oh... okay. Good night." Though this is broadly an examination of fear, it's also a look at the damage wrought by generalizing. In that last exchange, readers see that calling the monster Floyd brings him closer, makes him known a friend, almost. It's not just good comedy but a genuinely thought-provoking exercise. Ages 3 7.


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Quit Calling Me a Monster!
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  • $10.99
  • Available on iPhone, iPad, iPod touch, and Mac.
  • Category: Fiction
  • Published: Aug 23, 2016
  • Publisher: Random House Children's Books
  • Seller: Penguin Random House LLC
  • Print Length: 21 Pages
  • Language: English
  • Version: 1.0
  • Requirements: To view this book, you must have an iOS device with iBooks 3 or later and iOS 4.3 or later, or a Mac with iBooks 1.0 or later and OS X 10.9 or later.

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