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Rate Me Red

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Gordy has a problem. His girlfriend, Poppy Nicole, wants to meet him in REALITY.
It’s the year 2043 and Twitter, Facebook, You Tube, reality television and Ebay have all merged into the VidNet. Everyone and anyone can have a VidNet show, but it’s the people who are rated, not the shows, on a scale from Purple to Red.

Poppy just knows that if she and Gordy meet in REALITY, and better yet, have sex in REALITY, on her show, it’s sure to boost her rating. But the prospect makes Gordy so nervous he fails to heed the warning signs of a worldwide economic collapse (caused by a bubble in imaginary toothpaste sales). Will Gordy be able to save VidNet Society? More importantly, will he and Poppy have sex in REALITY? The answers lie in Rate Me Red.

Part Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy and part Gulliver’s Travels, Rate Me Red is a hilarious comic adventure, a sharp social satire and a love story that takes place in the near future in a consumer-mad world not that different from our own.

Customer Reviews

Very Funny, Very Smart

This is a science fiction book, but it's really a social satire about superficial relationships in the the era of the internet, artificial lifestyles, artificial intelligence, plus it has a worldwide economic collapse brought about by a very human robotic toothbrush. It's very funny - especially the Rejectionists, a society of nonconformists who reject digital music among other things, but argue about whether CD's are acceptable or should they only listen to vinyl.

Rate Me Red
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  • $5.99
  • Available on iPhone, iPad, iPod touch, and Mac.
  • Category: Sci-Fi & Fantasy
  • Published: Apr 14, 2010
  • Publisher: Richie Chevat
  • Seller: Smashwords, Inc.
  • Print Length: 389 Pages
  • Language: English
  • Requirements: This book can only be viewed on an iOS device with Apple Books on iOS 12 or later, iBooks 1.3.1 or later and iOS 4.3.3 or later, or a Mac with iBooks 1.0 or later and OS X 10.9 or later.

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