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Sex, Lies and Social Security

From Free Love to Free Viagra!

This book can be downloaded and read in iBooks on your Mac or iOS device.


When Alexander the Great reached 65 – he'd already been DEAD over thirty years. 

For back then citizens were so preoccupied having tummy tucks and facelifts and vacation homes and midlife crises by age 14 that they often failed to plan adequately for their golden years. 

Sound familiar? David Samson feels your pain – mostly in his lower back. 

And here delves into: 

*Getting The Clap vs. Getting The CLAPPER 

*Why Killer Weed is OUT and Weed Killer is IN 

*Twelve Step Programs vs. Climbing UP Twelve Steps

*Why Saturday Night Fever is NOW a Urinary Infection 

*Plus Why Retirement is Not a Milestone – It's a TOMBSTONE! 

There's no debate. This book is perfect for those who feel the older they get, the better they WERE!

Sex, Lies and Social Security
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  • $1.99
  • Available on iPhone, iPad, iPod touch, and Mac.
  • Category: Biographies & Memoirs
  • Published: Jun 22, 2013
  • Publisher: The Funny Guy Company
  • Seller: David Rudnitsky
  • Print Length: 75 Pages
  • Language: English
  • Requirements: To view this book, you must have an iOS device with iBooks 1.3.1 or later and iOS 4.3.3 or later, or a Mac with iBooks 1.0 or later and OS X 10.9 or later.

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