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Sexy Motherpucker

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Description

When the family dog trots in with my diaphragm in its mouth—in front of my date, his parents, and his adorable little girl—you would think I’d hit rock bottom. 

WRONG.

Let’s back this up a sec… 

Brendan Daniels is the sexiest man alive. The captain of the Badger’s NHL team is also clever, kind, funny, and was my good friend…until we cruised out of the friend zone one weekend with a red-hot fling. Come Monday morning, I wanted to keep riding the Big O train to happy town, but Brendan wanted someone who was “stepmom” material. 

A.K.A, not me, apparently.

The problem? I’m crazy in love with him and his daughter. So when he asks me to be his pretend girlfriend for a long weekend with his former in-laws, I say yes. We’re still friends, after all, and friends don’t let friends fake it alone.

***

Laura Collins is the last woman I should be thinking about taking in the back seat of my car, in the woods behind my in-laws’ house, or in a hotel room where we’re sharing one very small, very squeaky bed.

I need a steady, stable influence for my daughter, not a fling with this too wild, too young, too impulsive red head. So what if she’s beautiful and intense and passionate and has the biggest heart I’ve ever known?

I don’t want to fall in love. I really don’t. The whole “pretend girlfriend” thing was supposed to solve my problems, buy me a little more time. 

But when it comes to Laura?

Hell, maybe I’m just not cut out for faking it.

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Yummmmmm - 5+++++ stars

A Review of Sexy Motherpucker by Lili Valente

Yummmmmm - 5+++++ stars

We finally get to learn more about Brendan and what has made him into the person he is now. We met him briefly in Justin and Libby's story. We also met Laura, since she is Libby's older sister. Brendan was drawn to Laura and they spent a wonderful weekend together the previous summer, before Justin and Libby became a couple. He was under the impression that Laura and Justin were involved, but they have always just been friends. Learning how to let go of the past has been hard for Brendan to do, especially when he is the sole parent to his precious daughter Chloe after his wife's death. The connection between Brendan and Laura is very hot and she is really good for him. Luckily his in-laws want him to move on and provide a mother figure for Chloe. The characters are well defined and enjoyable. I totally LOVED this book and all of the characters. A must read!

**Honest review voluntarily provided from a Complimentary Copy**

5 Sexy Motherpucking Stars

Sexy Motherpucker is a Bad Motherpuckers novel. It's a standalone, but we met the characters in Hot as Puck, and if you haven't read that you need to stop what you are doing and go get it! Lili is one of my go-to-authors. Seriously. I would read pretty much anything she writes. Grocery list? Yes. Vacation packing list? You got it. I literally drop everything I'm doing just to start one of her books because I know I'm going to laugh so hard I cry, I'm going to get so hot and bothered, I squirm in my seat and I usually shed a tear or two. There's always the perfect mix of angst, sexiness, humor, lust and love. I mean, what's not to love about sexy hockey players? And especially Brendan, the sexy single father! We met Brendan and Laura in Hot as Puck. He's a cranky veteran player with an eight year old daughter and she's Libby's sister and the PR rep for the team. There's always been an attraction, but one kiss turned into a weekend in bed. Together. When it was over Brendan bailed and left Laura with a fractured heart. But, she's strong and capable and she can do friends. So when Brendan asks her to pretend to be his girlfriend for the weekend, she's not the only one who's tested. Brendan can't stop wanting her. He has his reasons for walking away and now he's regretting it. Big time. Can he convince Laura to take chance on him? On his daughter, Chloe? I loved this story! The witty, sexy banter is everything. I literally had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard and I pretty much smiled the entire book. I've said it before, but Lili just knows when I need her books in my life!

She tastes like secrets whispered beneath the covers, and spices I don’t know the names for, and places I’ve never been but really, really want to visit.

“Sorry, I was thinking about how good you look in just jeans. Why do you ever wear a shirt? It’s really a sin to cover all that up, Daniels.”
“Well, sometimes I get cold,” I say, with a laugh. “And game time would be awkward half-dressed. I doubt the competition would take me seriously.”

Hot, Sexy and Absolutely Perfect!

I've had a little trouble articulating the thoughts in my head for this review and getting them transferred to the page. Don't get me wrong: I absolutely and unequivocally loved Brendan and Laura's story, but searching for new and creative ways to express once again what a spectacular tale Lili Valente has penned is increasingly challenging. Sexy Motherpucker delivers a story of two souls profoundly attracted to the other like a moth to a flame, one struggling with rejection, and the other failing to recognize the perfect match for his life, his family and his heart.

Brendan and Laura have always been able to banter with one another as friends. But after they take their connection to a physical level over a few summer nights, Laura believes their relationship has changed. But when Brendan suddenly sprints away returning his heart back to its protective cocoon, he leaves Laura dejected and trying to accept that they’ll never be more than friends. But Laura finds herself hoping to be able to break through the protective walls Brendan has built around his heart. And despite how he tries, Brendan can’t get his mind off those magical nights and the beautiful woman he spent tangled up with, their limbs twisted in hot sexual passion. Though their feelings for each other do finally burgeon, will Brendan and Laura be able to let go of the boundaries each of their hearts has created and find their way to building a life together and sharing their love with one another forever?

Brendan and Laura were an absolutely perfect match, and the hot and sexy connection they shared virtually shot sparks from my iPad. Sexy Motherpucker brought forth such a myriad of emotions from me including moments of nail biting as well as hysterically laugh out loud moments leaving me with tears in my eyes. In addition to the amazingly sexy and steamy romance, Ms. Valente has included one delightful element to Sexy Motherpucker which was Brendan's daughter, Chloe. She added such a fun and entertaining twist to this fantastic and sexy romance which definitely drew me in even deeper, if that’s even possible. Once again I proclaim that Lili Valente remains the queen of hot and sexy romance winning me over with her characters every single time, and Sexy Motherpucker is no exception. I now am left anxiously waiting to get my hands on her next novel to meet another new couple and read a story I know I am going to fall in love with.

Sexy Motherpucker
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  • Available on iPhone, iPad, iPod touch, and Mac.
  • Category: Romantic Comedy
  • Published: May 22, 2017
  • Publisher: Self Taught Ninja
  • Seller: Self Taught Ninja
  • Print Length: 280 Pages
  • Language: English
  • Requirements: To view this book, you must have an iOS device with iBooks 1.5 or later and iOS 4.3.3 or later, or a Mac with iBooks 1.0 or later and OS X 10.9 or later.

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