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Sexy Motherpucker

Book 2, Bad Motherpuckers

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Brendan Daniels is the sexiest man alive. The captain of the Badger’s NHL team is also clever, kind, funny, and was my good friend…until we cruised out of the friend zone one weekend with a red-hot fling. Come Monday morning, I wanted to keep riding the Big O train to happy town, but Brendan wanted someone who was “stepmom” material. 

A.K.A, not me, apparently.

The problem? I’m crazy in love with him and his daughter. So when he asks me to be his pretend girlfriend for a long weekend with his former in-laws, I say yes. We’re still friends, after all, and friends don’t let friends fake it alone.


Laura Collins is the last woman I should be thinking about taking in the back seat of my car, in the woods behind my in-laws’ house, or in a hotel room where we’re sharing one very small, very squeaky bed.

I need a steady, stable influence for my daughter, not a fling with this too wild, too young, too impulsive red head. So what if she’s beautiful and intense and passionate and has the biggest heart I’ve ever known?

I don’t want to fall in love. I really don’t. The whole “pretend girlfriend” thing was supposed to solve my problems, buy me a little more time. 

But when it comes to Laura?

Hell, maybe I’m just not cut out for faking it.

Customer Reviews

Gotta read them all

This was m first venture into the series and I LOVED it. I really enjoyed this romance fraught with a few challenges with the back drop of hockey. It was a super fun and entertaining read. Going back now to read number one and then on to number three. Kudos to author Lili Valente.


I’ve been in a funk of bad books lately. Everything I start seems to fall flat before the first Chapter is over. This book hooked me from the start and never let me go! It’s lovely and romantic without being cheesy and I really root for the characters. 10/5 ⭐️’s!!!

Not well planned

The book is rushed! By page 30 out of 500+ pages the guy realized he made a huge mistake. The girl was an emotional mess. The couple wasn’t a good match, didn’t seem like they had enough chemistry or love. Pretty disappointed but it was free.

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Sexy Motherpucker
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  • $3.99
  • Available on iPhone, iPad, iPod touch, and Mac.
  • Category: Romantic Comedy
  • Published: May 22, 2017
  • Publisher: Self Taught Ninja
  • Seller: Self Taught Ninja
  • Print Length: 280 Pages
  • Language: English
  • Series: Book 2, Bad Motherpuckers
  • Requirements: This book can only be viewed on an iOS device with Apple Books on iOS 12 or later, iBooks 1.5 or later and iOS 4.3.3 or later, or a Mac with iBooks 1.0 or later and OS X 10.9 or later.

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