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Sh*t My Dad Says

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“This book is ridiculously hilarious, and makes my father look like a normal member of society.”
—Chelsea Handler

“Read this unless you’re allergic to laughing.”
—Kristen Bell

“If you’re wondering if there is a real man behind the quotes on Twitter, the answer is a definite and laugh-out-loud yes.”
—Christian Lander, New York Times bestselling author of Stuff White People Like

Tuesdays with Morrie meets F My Life in this hilarious book about a son’s relationship with his foul-mouthed father by the 29-year-old comedy writer who created the massively popular Twitter feed of the same name.

Customer Reviews

Best Book!

WELL WORTH IT! This book is great! I would read it every night before I went to bed. I would find my self reading for hours! I would be so glued to the book that I would forget what time it was! I member I once read this book from 8:00 to 1:00 in the morning, laughing so hard that I would cry! I explain what's happing in the book to my dad all the time! And when I finished it I felt like I need to read it a hundred more times, because i felt so empty not looking forward to reading it every night! WELL WORTH IT!

Funny and heartwarming

My girlfriend downloaded the sample. I am not sure why, but I am glad she did. I read the sample and found myself bursting out laughing. I decided to buy the book. It is well worth it. I burst out laughing many more times. I ended up liking Sam a lot and I found myself agreeing with him, I think 100% of the time. I have never had reason to tweet before I read this book. I will now.

Everybody needs to laugh. Everybody needs to read this book...

Awesome Read

I downloaded and read this book in a day, and I have started following his twitter account so I could see some more of the quotes

Sh*t My Dad Says
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  • $12.99
  • Available on iPhone, iPad, iPod touch, and Mac.
  • Category: Humor
  • Published: May 04, 2010
  • Publisher: Dey Street Books
  • Seller: HarperCollins
  • Print Length: 176 Pages
  • Language: English
  • Requirements: To view this book, you must have an iOS device with iBooks 1.3.1 or later and iOS 4.3.3 or later, or a Mac with iBooks 1.0 or later and OS X 10.9 or later.

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