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Tallulah's Temptation

Book 1, Sea Shenanigans - Sea Shenanigans Book One

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Description

Pirate Doug

What in the Chicken of the Sea was I thinking to agree to this half arsed Otherworld Defense Agency mission?

I’m the most absurdly good looking Vampire Pirate of the High Seas. Being on the run for my life is very important work… and a freaking full time job. Defending Mermaids from some vicious Sea Hags is going to cut into my pilfering time.

Unacceptable.

Even though this is a very bad move on my part, I know I’ll eventually agree—too many bounties on my arse to refuse, and the thought of a certain Mermaid makes my roger quite jolly.

However, Tallulah, the leader of the Mystical Isle Pod of Mermaids, isn’t going to be happy to see me… at all. The horrible, sexy, breathtaking woman has been starring in my dreams for too many years to count. Sadly, just when my mind wanders to the really good nookie part, the dream ends with her lopping my Johnson off.

I just hope to Hell and back that the Sea Hags have some outstanding booty to steal. If I’m going to have to regrow my tallywhacker, the treasure had better damned well be worth it.

Tallulah 

Running a tourist trap for humans in the Bermuda Triangle had sounded like a fine plan—until it wasn’t. With the Sea Hags gunning for our island and ruining our questionably successful business, I did what any desperate Mermaid would do. I called for backup.

Of course, getting help from the Otherworld Defense Agency is risky as they don’t usually deal with ocean creatures. Whatever. Desperate times call for crappy measures. Chances are they’ll send freaking Pirates. I hate Pirates…

Well, I hate one Pirate in particular.

Hopefully, it won’t be the one seafaring jackhole I despise more than any other. Pirate Doug would be an idiot to show his face here after what he’d done. Not only did the dumbass abscond with our treasure, the son-of-a-bitch took my heart with him as well.

I’ll tear his sorry ass to shreds if he so much as steps even one hairy toe on my island.

Customer Reviews

Cute and Fun Novella

Tallulah’s Temptation was a quick lighthearted read. It didn’t have the depth of most of the other books that Mrs. Peterman has written but was still very enjoyable. Despite Pirate Dave’s lack of intelligence I found him to be quite endearing. Especially when he was trying to woo the love of his life.

Side splitting comedy!

Overall rating: 5

In all honesty, there isn’t enough stars to rate this book! These characters? I am just in awe of the imagination it took to create them! This book is very much one of those where even if you try to not laugh out loud, you just can’t hold it back! Filled with hysterical characters, unparalleled comedy and a storyline you will crave more of, this deserves to be at the top of your TBR list. I don’t think the sea hags could be any more wretched!

I can't stop laughing...funny as all get out!

One of the funniest books I've read this year.
Pirate Doug needs his own genre.
I laughed like a hyperventilating hyena.
What can I really say about this book. It's one of those, you just have to read it. It is hysterical!
It's like if Lucy, Melissa McCarty, and Tina Fey said..."hey let's write a book."
Yes. That funny!

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Tallulah's Temptation
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  • $3.99
  • Available on iPhone, iPad, iPod touch, and Mac.
  • Category: Paranormal
  • Published: Jun 21, 2018
  • Publisher: Robyn Peterman
  • Seller: Robyn Peterman-Zahn
  • Print Length: 175 Pages
  • Language: English
  • Series: Book 1, Sea Shenanigans
  • Requirements: This book can only be viewed on an iOS device with Apple Books on iOS 12 or later, iBooks 1.5 or later and iOS 4.3.3 or later, or a Mac with iBooks 1.0 or later and OS X 10.9 or later.

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