The Emo Bunny That Should
Stories for Demented Children, no. 1
John H. Carroll
This book can be downloaded and read in iBooks on your Mac or iOS device.
Emo the Bunny preferred gloomy days, walks over a cliff and misery of any sort. One day while hiding from sunlight, he saw something unusual. Normally he'd take a nap and try to forget about it, but this time he took an interest only to discover a conspiracy the likes of which no child would ever suspect!
Ducks, bunnies, chickens, squirrels, geese, bears, cows, robins and The Easter Bunny all play a part in the disturbing events which show that woodland creatures aren't always as cute, fuzzy and innocent as they lead us to believe!
This is the creepiest children's book I've ever seen. Want your children under 5 to have nightmares about the Easter bunny? Read this to them. And the beginning where it says for kids who like hearing about Dick and Jane falling down a hill? What kid doesn't?
I was surprised that it was as good as it was I recommend it
This book is awesome poor Emo though.