The Kids' Survival Guide
Avoiding "When I was young" and other brain-exploding lectures
This book can be downloaded and read in iBooks on your Mac or iOS device.
Kids will laugh out loud with the must have kids’ guide to “getting away with stuff ’’.
You get home from school and before your bag even hits the floor ... “Have you got any homework? You’re not playing your X-box until ALL your homework’s done!” OMG, enough already!
Your ball accidentally hits your snotty-nosed little sister’s big butt and breaks the TV. Your mum rants at you for the next two hours and finishes with, “And don’t blame your little sister - she’s just a baby!” Well thanks for pointing that out Mum, I thought that Miss Pong Pants was a sooky, seventy-five year old dwarf with diarrhoea. You ask for pocket-money and suddenly you hear those five terrifying
little words ... “When I was your age ...” Your brain goes into instant
melt-down. Yeah, yeah I know. When you were my age – six hundred
and ninety-eight years ago when you had a dinosaur for a pet and you had to walk to school for thirty-two kilometres in blinding heat with bare feet over broken glass! Your parents have zillions of these boring lectures to slowly moosh your brain into a cow poop slushie. But it’s time for kids to strike back. My best mate Jared and I are going to settle the score once and for all and it’s going to be EPIC.