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The Painted Gun

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Nominated for a 2018 Shamus Award in Best Original Private Eye (paperback)!

"[In] this tricky and delightfully surprising crime novel...Spinelli deftly segues from one genre to another--from hard-boiled noir to paranoid thriller, puzzle mystery (with each and every riddle logically explained), spy caper, and ultimately to something evocative of Bogart and Bacall. Spinelli is definitely a talent to watch."
--Publishers Weekly

"An unofficial San Francisco shamus whose tale is set in 1997 but whose heart is stuck in 1947 hunts for the world's most elusive missing person...'I keep meeting people who wind up dead,' aptly observes the narrator/hero...If you'd like more where that came from, Spinelli is your man."
--Kirkus Reviews

"Treasure the intriguing mystery and its haunting solution."

"A neat little post-modern mash-up of Chandler and Hammett...[Spinelli's] got wit and style up the wazoo."
--Thrilling Detective

"You can believe the man that wrote that read his Chandler and maybe his Macdonald as well."
--Mystery File

"A fun romp of an old-school detective novel with a few post-modern tweaks. It's full of fist fights, shoot outs, and wise cracks, taking a few peculiar twists that prove many times to be poignant."

"A classic noir...Spinelli manages to keep us on our toes."
--Pif Magazine

"A fantastic read, plenty of twists and turns...Highly recommended."
--Col's Criminal Library

"It's classic noir with a little technology that turns into an international thriller. Though it's a dangerous leap mixing both genres, author Bradley Spinelli succeedsThe Painted Gun will keep readers hooked at every page."
--Underrated Reads

"One of the best aspects of The Painted Gun is its sense of place. The seedier sides of San Francisco are brought to life with all the expected characters...A wonderful diversion."
--Confessions of a Cyberlibrarian

"An intriguing read."
--Life Within the Pages

"The Painted Gun is hardboiled like they don't make anymore. Whiplash twists, razor-sharp prose, an addictive narrative--I couldn't read it fast enough."
--Rob Hart, author of South Village

It's 1997 at the dawn of the digital age in San Francisco. Ex-journalist and struggling alcoholic David "Itchy" Crane's fledgling "information consultancy" business is getting slowly buried by bad luck, bad decisions, and the growing presence of the Internet. Before he can completely self-destruct, a private investigator offers him fifty grand to find a missing girl named Ashley. Crane takes the job because the money’s right and because the only clue to her disappearance is a dead-on oil portrait of Crane himself--painted by the mysterious missing girl whom he has never met. As Crane's search for Ashley becomes an obsession, he stumbles upon a series of murders for which he begins to fear he's being framed...

With pitch-perfect dialogue, an exquisitely crafted plot, and a stylized, deadpan nod to classic hard-boiled writers like James Ellroy, Elmore Leonard, and Dashiell Hammett, The Painted Gun introduces Bradley Spinelli as a force to be reckoned with in contemporary noir fiction.

From Publishers Weekly

Jan 02, 2017 – Set in and around San Francisco during the first Silicon Valley dot-com boom of 1997, this tricky and delightfully surprising crime novel from Spinelli (Killing Williamsburg) opens with a loving Chandleresque description of cigarette smoking ("By 4:19 the cigarette was burning out in the brown glass ashtray, sending a lone last tendril of smoke in a sacred mission to the ceiling"). A second-rate PI based in L.A. hires investigator David "Itchy" Crane to find a missing woman, an artist known only as Ashley. Itchy soon discovers that Ashley has been covering canvas after canvas with images of one subject: himself, home alone in his dining room, for example, or otherwise in places where no one else could have known what he was doing. When the shootings start and the bodies drop, Itchy learns that the guns involved all carry his fingerprints. Spinelli deftly segues from one genre to another from hard-boiled noir to paranoid thriller, puzzle mystery (with each and every riddle logically explained), spy caper, and ultimately to something evocative of Bogart and Bacall. Spinelli is definitely a talent to watch.
The Painted Gun
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  • Category: Fiction & Literature
  • Published: Mar 07, 2017
  • Publisher: Akashic Books
  • Seller: Perseus Books, LLC
  • Print Length: 224 Pages
  • Language: English
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