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The Toilet Business

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What (completely real) people are saying about The Toilet Business:

"Hilarious!" - Stacey's BFF

"I think I just peed a little. You're gonna change my name, right?" - "Chantal"

"Can you get me some apple juice?" - G.Benefiel, age 4

"Wanna see me eat glass? Parking lot. Two minutes." - guy on the barstool next to me at the TT circa 1997*

*Okay, that quote has nothing to do with The Toilet Business. It also had nothing to do with the conversation I was having with that guy in '97.


Stacey Wallace Benefiel has been a butcher, a baker and would totally entertain the idea of being a candlestick maker.

Over the past eighteen years she’s worked nearly fifty jobs, ninety percent of which were crappy.

From motel housekeeper, to fry cook, to Tower Records salesperson, Stacey has weathered her employment adventures with a smile on her face, uncomfortable shoes on her feet, and a double Jack and Coke in hand.

Her employment history gives new meaning to the phrase retail therapy.


This e-book is intended for readers over 18 due to language and semi-illegal shenanigans.


The Toilet Business is a work of approximately 22,000 words.

Customer Reviews


book was amazing, a must read!

Very good read

Very good read. Short, but very funny. Kept my interest throughout the whole thing.

Short Enjoyable Read

As a writer suffering through a bad case of writer's block, I found this short read to be both enjoyable and motivational. Stacy is a very funny writer and tells a story in real believable voice.

The Toilet Business
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  • $2.99
  • Available on iPhone, iPad, iPod touch, and Mac.
  • Category: Humor
  • Published: May 18, 2011
  • Publisher: Stacey Wallace Benefiel
  • Seller: Smashwords
  • Print Length: 89 Pages
  • Language: English
  • Requirements: To view this book, you must have an iOS device with iBooks 1.3.1 or later and iOS 4.3.3 or later, or a Mac with iBooks 1.0 or later and OS X 10.9 or later.

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