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The Two Ply Times -'s Bathroom Magazine

This book can be downloaded and read in Apple Books on your Mac or iOS device.


Humor from - The Two Ply Times is entertaining reading you can take with you to your most important meeting. Just remember, your eReader may be great in the bathroom, but you can't rip out a page from it and wipe. Designed to be read “on the fly” -- whenever you have a moment to spare – Two Ply Times is filled with funny, poignant and interesting items that you’ll find yourself talking about later.“We’re flushed with excitement,” said Tom Nardone, president of PriveCo, which owns and publishes Two Ply Times. “Some people said that e-readers were not meant for use in the bathroom, but we knew better. I mean, what are the chances you’ll drop an expensive electronic gadget into the toilet?”Sections in Two Ply Times, “Bathroom Reading for Old Farts,” Vol. 1, include, among others:•Funny Bucket Lists•How to Drive Computer-Savvy People Crazy•Things Today’s Kids Will Never Experience•Old TV Trivia•Life Regrets by Regular People“Why reread the toothpaste tube when you can laugh or learn something while you’re spending a few minutes in the bathroom,” Nardone said. “Two Ply Times won’t tax your brain while you’re taking care of business, but it won’t leave you feeling empty either.”Nardone said he recommends that people plan ahead. “Don’t wait until that panicky feeling hits. Download Two Ply Times in advance so it’s ready when you need it.”

Customer Reviews

Cool quick book.

Very fast read, I enjoyed it.

Not a book for the under 40 crowd

Quick read & reminders of the past

The Two Ply Times -'s Bathroom Magazine
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  • Free
  • Available on iPhone, iPad, iPod touch, and Mac.
  • Category: Humor
  • Published: Oct 03, 2011
  • Publisher: PriveCo Inc.
  • Seller: Smashwords, Inc.
  • Print Length: 16 Pages
  • Language: English
  • Requirements: This book can only be viewed on an iOS device with Apple Books on iOS 12 or later, iBooks 1.3.1 or later and iOS 4.3.3 or later, or a Mac with iBooks 1.0 or later and OS X 10.9 or later.

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