From a Belly Full of Beer to a Craw Full of Time
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Not yet thirty and already beaten down and washed-up, Selraybob spends his days on his worn out lounger, drinking quarts of Busch and talking to his buddy Herm on the phone. Productivity is a forgotten dream. Until, right in the middle of his wife’s long-overdue goodbye speech, Selraybob has an epiphany. It’s about Time. Time, he determines, is a count. It's only a count. Einstein was wrong. And life on the lounger will never be the same.
"A piquant and fun romp that recounts the misadventures of a beer drinker who proves to be as insightful as he is amusing....Written in a distinctive, plain style that calls to mind Mark Twain, this book should touch and entertain readers with its self-deprecating humor and deep perceptions that penetrate to the root of the Midwest American male character." -- Kirkus Reviews (Starred Review)
"Selraybob is loveable and easy-to-root-for, his folksy, first-person narration embued with insatiable curiosity, unexpected wisdom, and endearing self-awareness....Fans of Frank Turner Hollon, Michael Kun and other writers who mix whimsy and pathos will find much to love in the novel's wise humor and satisfyingly bittersweet ending."-- BlueInk Review (Starred Review)