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To All the Penises I've Ever Known

Erotic Shorts By Lori Schafer

This book can be downloaded and read in Apple Books on your Mac or iOS device.


To All the Penises I’ve Ever Known: Erotic Shorts by Lori Schafer. Ranging from funny to filthy, this collection features author commentary on selected stories and my open letter to you-know-who.
"Morning After"
"Ballroom Dance"
"To All the Penises I've Ever Known"
"Complete Your Assignments"
"Missed Connection"
"Me and Fat Marge"
"Lori Schafer: I Write Erotica"

To All the Penises I've Ever Known
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  • $1.99
  • Available on iPhone, iPad, iPod touch, and Mac.
  • Category: Erotica
  • Published: Jan 22, 2015
  • Publisher: Lori Schafer
  • Seller: Lulu Enterprises, Inc.
  • Print Length: 43 Pages
  • Language: English
  • Requirements: This book can only be viewed on an iOS device with Apple Books on iOS 12 or later, iBooks 1.3.1 or later and iOS 4.3.3 or later, or a Mac with iBooks 1.0 or later and OS X 10.9 or later.

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