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Toddlers Are A**holes

It's Not Your Fault

This book can be downloaded and read in iBooks on your Mac or iOS device.

Description

Toddler a**holery is a normal part of human development—not unlike puberty, except this stage involves throwing food on the floor and taking swings at people who pay your way in life. For parents of toddlers, it's a "you better laugh so you don't cry" period.

Bunmi Laditan's hilarious, satirical guide to toddlerhood offers parents instant (and very welcome) comic relief—along with the very good news that "It's Not Your Fault." Chapters cover the cost of raising a toddler, feeding your toddler, potty-training, tantrums, how to manage the holidays, and "how not to die inside." Parents will see themselves in the very funny sections on taking your toddler to restaurants ("One parent will spend their time walking your toddler around the restaurant and outside like a cocker spaniel, while the other, luckier parent will eat alone."), Things You Thought You'd Never Say That You Now Say As a Parent of a Toddler ("I can tell you're pooping because your eyes are watering."), and how to order pizza ("Spend $40 on pizza delivery. Listen to your toddler cry for 30 minutes about how the pizza is all wrong. Watch your toddler take a small bite of crust. Google 'can anger give you a heart attack?' Start the bedtime routine.").

Laditan's wildly funny voice has attracted hundreds of thousands of fans of Honest Toddler on social media; here she speaks parent-to-tired-parent, easing the pains and challenges of raising toddlers with a hefty dose of adult humor and wit.
 

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Customer Reviews

Hilarious and spot on!

Loved this! We all know this stuff happens, but it's even funnier to read it!

Hilarious

This is could quite possibly be the funniest thing I have ever read. I was literally laughing out loud the entire time. A great read for parents of toddlers! Honestly this book ranks up there amongst famous comedy specials when it comes to how entertaining it was and how much I laughed!

Couldn't stop laughing

This book was absolutely the funnies thing and so truthful. It had me laughing from page one. You won't be disappointed reading this. But be warned that you will be so glued to the book you may not even realize your suppose to be doing other things than reading. It's so funny. Highly recommended! 💜

Toddlers Are A**holes
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  • $9.99
  • Available on iPhone, iPad, iPod touch, and Mac.
  • Category: Humor
  • Published: Apr 07, 2015
  • Publisher: Workman Publishing Company
  • Seller: Workman Publishing Co., Inc.
  • Print Length: 176 Pages
  • Language: English
  • Requirements: To view this book, you must have an iOS device with iBooks 1.3.1 or later and iOS 4.3.3 or later, or a Mac with iBooks 1.0 or later and OS X 10.9 or later.

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