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Unholy Cow

Stories for Demented Children, no. 4

This book can be downloaded and read in iBooks on your Mac or iOS device.


Everyone keeps talking about holy cows, but nobody wants to discuss the evil, unholy cows. They creep through nighttime pastures, looking for the next opportunity to make the world a worse place to live.

Opal’s parents think Halloween is evil and that candy is bad for little children. They have never let her go trick or treating. Opal sits at home with her emo bunny and longs to dress up and ask strangers for candy.

Runyx the Unholy Cow is about to change that. Together with Stryk the Scarecrow and Able the Raven, they spend a night looking for the best houses to get candy bars. There is always mischief to be had along the way.

Unholy Cow is a short story.

Customer Reviews

Funny story but too short

I enjoyed the beginning where holy cow, holy moly, holy sh - 😄 At a time when political correctness seems to reign supreme (not!) it's great to find books like this to enjoy. Thank you and keep writing please! 👍

Unholy Cow
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  • $0.99
  • Available on iPhone, iPad, iPod touch, and Mac.
  • Category: Fiction & Literature
  • Published: Oct 03, 2011
  • Publisher: John H. Carroll
  • Seller: Smashwords
  • Print Length: 21 Pages
  • Language: English
  • Requirements: To view this book, you must have an iOS device with iBooks 1.3.1 or later and iOS 4.3.3 or later, or a Mac with iBooks 1.0 or later and OS X 10.9 or later.

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