Wit and Wisdom from Poor Richard's Almanack
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Hundreds of delightful aphorisms, carefully selected from many issues of Franklin's popular 18th-century publication: "Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise"; "Love your Neighbor; yet don't pull down your Hedge"; "He that lies down with Dogs, shall rise up with fleas" and many more.
Instead of "Benjamin Franklin," this book has "Benjamin Fzanklin." And that's basically on the first page. Sigh.