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“You Have Lipstick on Your Teeth” and Other Things You'll Only Hear from Your Friends In The Powder Room

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Thank God for girlfriends and shared visits to powder rooms!
That’s always been the concept behind our website where we’ve been entertaining women with our humor and bold, brave honesty since 2009. Now we’re taking it to the next level with an anthology of original short stories from some of the wittiest women writers we know—stories they would only tell their closest friends, most likely from within the haven of a ladies’ room. Inside you’ll find 39 (mostly) true tales by women, for women, about being women—bodily changes, relationships, careers, motherhood, aging, illness, and more—written with the humor and grit that proudly sets In The Powder Room apart.
But be forewarned: we’re holding nothing back. We’re revealing our deep dark secrets—because it’s through our most vulnerable and honest moments that we forge the strongest connections and discover we aren’t so alone after all.
You have a gimpy boob? Me too. You think glitter is the herpes of the craft world? Me too! You got your fishnet-clad leg stuck to your head on stage in front of thousands of people? Wait…what? OMG. Tell me everything!
We are your friends, sisters, mothers, and daughters. Regardless of what life has dished up for you, chances are, we’ve been there and we can relate. We’ll help you laugh it off, or hold your hand until you’re ready to laugh again.
And we promise: we’ll always tell you when you have lipstick on your teeth.

Contributing Authors:
Wendi Aarons
Keesha Beckford
Kim Bongiorno
Andrea C.
Liz Dawes
Janie Emaus
Lady Estrogen
Suzanne Fleet
Amy Flory
Kim Forde
Rebecca Gallagher
Julie C. Gardner
Noa Gavin
Stephanie Giese
Allison Hart
Abby Heugel
Angie Kinghorn
Leslie Marinelli
Poppy Marler
Janel Mills
Lisa Newlin
Tarja Parssinen
Deborah Quinn
Alexandra Rosas
Kerry Rossow
Anna Sandler
Angela Shelton
Shari Simpson
Mere Smith
Meredith Spidel
Julie Stamper
Bethany Thies
Dawn Weber
Robyn Welling
Lori Wescott
Ellen Williams and Erin Dymowski
Tracy Winslow
Amy Wruble

Customer Reviews

You have lipstick on your teeth

This is by far the funniest book I've read in a long time! It should be required reading for all husbands and future husbands because one can learn a great deal from these smart, sophisticated women, all forty of them!

"You Have Lipstick on Your Teeth" and Other Things You'll Only Hear from Your Friends In The Powder

Fantastic Book. A must read for you and all of your friends. It is a very special book, put together by a phenomenal group of writers. I am hoping for a 2nd book!

Laughed all the way through

In You Have Lipstick on Your Teeth, Leslie has compiled a group of authors who know how to find the funny side of life. Each essay is different and hilarious in its own way, eliciting a giggle at the very least and shaking-the-bed laughter at its best, causing your husband to give you a strange look, sitting nex to you. And then you can't really explain it, because it's best shared with friends. Loved it.

“You Have Lipstick on Your Teeth” and Other Things You'll Only Hear from Your Friends In The Powder Room
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  • $4.99
  • Available on iPhone, iPad, iPod touch, and Mac.
  • Category: Humor
  • Published: Aug 01, 2013
  • Publisher: Leslie Marinelli
  • Seller: Smashwords
  • Print Length: 210 Pages
  • Language: English
  • Requirements: To view this book, you must have an iOS device with iBooks 1.3.1 or later and iOS 4.3.3 or later, or a Mac with iBooks 1.0 or later and OS X 10.9 or later.

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