You Need More Sleep
Advice from Cats
This book can be downloaded and read in iBooks on your Mac or iOS device.
Our feline friends have spent eons observing, napping, pondering, napping, and taking notes about the human condition. In between naps, they've realized that we humans could use some catlike guidance when it comes to handling the ups and downs of life. In this book they've condescended to share their invaluable wisdom in short advice columns such as "Always Stay at Least 30 Feet from a Loved One" and "Never Let Anyone Dress You." Whether it's coping with romance, surviving a social gathering, or clawing your way to the top of the corporate ladder only to realize you can't get down, the cats in this ebook will have you relaxed and ready to take on the world! Just after one more nap.
Needs more cat pictures
My wife picked the analogue copy of this book conspicuously located impulsively at the register of the local bookstore.
Since I can't stand holding books, and hey they don't light up anyway, I got mine here.
As you can tell from my rambling prose, I'm a digressor. But even intimately familiar with my own inexplicable, incoherent, inane, idiocy; I found myself having to reread passages in this short tome just to understand their meaning.
And if you didn't understand the previous paragraph, you'll never understand this book.
The pictures within were adorable. My wife and I thought it would have one per entry.
Sadly it did not.