Anaconda 3: OffspringHD Closed Captioning
Don E. FauntLeRoy
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About the Movie
Coil up on the couch and prepare yourself for more action, more danger and more snakes! The giant anacondas are back in the next chapter in the thrilling series, starring David Hasselhoff as Hammett, the ruthless mercenary and snake slayer. In a secret research facility, two mega snakes are undergoing testing by a brilliant scientist, Amanda (Crystal Allen). But when the financier, Murdoch (John Rhys-Davies), pushes the experiments too far, the snakes escape, hungry and heading for civilization. What Hammett doesn't know is that one of the snakes is expecting a litter of slithering offspring. Now the race is on to head off the snakes' unstoppable onslaught before they reach the city.
By All That You Hold Dear...
Continue browsing for another purchase/rent. While you see John Rhys-Davies's name on here, you will also notice Hasselhoff -- and when an unknown actress manages to capture top-billing, that says something. Oh! And the mere fact that it aired on the Sci-Fi Channel should scream "suckfest!" The only reason I watched this is that I find humor in these god-awful movies. If you look for the same joy as I do, then by all means, RENT it, but if you are looking for believable scares and, of all things, snakes... you may want to check out something else -- and that's not a suggestion, that is a command. **wink, wink**
STOP IT, PLEASE JUST STOP IT
David Humanahumana, or whatever his name is, should just STOP making movies. This is just horrible. JUST HORRIBLE
This movie totally rocked!!! I really recomend it!!!! They should make a 4th!!!!!
- Genre: Action & Adventure
- Released: 2008
- © 2008 Worldwide SPE Acquisitions Inc. All Rights Reserved.